I imagine there are some hand loaders who could cook up a magazine full of rounds with different powder charges thus different pitches. Would be a ton of work and you'd end up with an automatic pistol that could sing 'Mary had a little lamb.'
Or you could run with the concept and have your pistol sing, "Curse these daggone zombies!" while taking head shots against dancers made up as the living dead.
It would be sort of a new Haiku musical form - the number of notes would be based upon the number of shots in your clip.
To play chords you'd need a pistol in each hand. You'd be using 'power chords' in more ways than one! You could even shoot iron targets tuned to resonate at various frequencies.
Soon there'd be "Musical Haiku Hand loading for Dummies!"
If the political crooks tried to ban hi-cap mags we could nail them under both the first
and second amendments. This is art, damn it!
You'd probably go viral on YouTube. Then you could audition with 'Shooting with the Stars!" Imagine - a duet with Sara Palin and Don Johnson!
Talbot