Kramerguy wrote:Here it is:
Health care
$20 million cut from the Maternal, Infant, and Early Childhood Home Visiting Programs
damn that's harsh. Sucks if you are the lucky lottery winner of an autistic kid, right?
I dunno Kramer... What were folks doing with their kids during Roosevelt days? The govt will never turn down a real child in need... I know this for a fact because my ex-wife worked in that system.
$10 million cut from the World Trade Center Health Program Fund
Way to stick it to terrorists.... erm well .. the terrorist's victims.
Its already been suggested and even shown that there are 'some' organizations (and even 'some' victim's families) who are milking the sh*t out of that program. It has to stop.
$168 million cut from Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration
AYFKM? After all this Sandy Hook debate about mental health services being the KEY that could have stopped a massacre, we get THIS? WTF?
They gave up when the last director of DEA stated " I'm just Crazy about these drugs...here...being held as evidence..." Ha he didnt really say that....but I bet he thought it!
$75 million cut from the Aging and Disability Services Programs
Way to honor those who worked most of their lives and contributed to society. Society is done with them, clearly. (sarcasm)
Why wont these old people DIE...? Ha! just kidding
Housing
$199 million cut from public housing
Section 8 will turn into district 9. I see crime going way up
Actually, I see it going down... There's nothing left of value in public housing to steal and die for anymore.
$96 million cut from Homeless Assistance Grants
Expect all those charities who help them to go under, more unemployment and more homeless.
Nope... The same guy you see everyday, under that bridge...will still be there tomorrow. The difference is that he has to find another way to buy his liquor.
$17 million cut from Housing Opportunities for Persons with AIDS
Go live somewhere else (sarcasm)
There are new reports that a cure may be on the way... No point in renewing that housing budget for the sake of Aids. They'll just shift the money to some other program of equally low caliber.
$19 million cut from Housing for the Elderly
Thanks for working your whole life to make this country great. Now go F off. Oh yeah, and thanks for paying into SS your whole life.
Again? They never DIE! ha ha just kidding
$175 million cut from Low Income Home Energy Assistance
Cutting LiHeap?? Really??? Dumbest move possible. It's shocking how many people including children absolutely need this program. This will cause the working poor and their kids to freeze to death. Mark my words.
Good reason to move to Mexico...Its warm over there... But Seriously... Its a good reason to move to Mexico...
Disaster and Emergency
$928 million cut from FEMA’s disaster relief money
The next hurricane is on YOU. Tough crap.
We need relief from FEMA disaster. Kill it .... KILLLLLL IT! DIE FEMA....DIE!!!
$6 million cut from Emergency Food and Shelter
Hope you own a SUV to live in after that hurricane levels your livelyhood
By the Looks and health of America, They need a bigger cut from the non-Emergency Food and Shelter
$70 million cut from the Agricultural Disaster Relief Fund at USDA
Sale: fresh corn $10 per ear. Monsanto will be glad to manage relief, for a fee
Time to stock up on those cheetos and fritos...I see the fate of Hostess rearing its head at Frito lay...
$61 million cut from the Hazardous Substance Superfund at EPA
So basically, feel free to dump your chemicals in rivers and streams once again. What a country!
Who's country...?
$125 million cut from the Wildland Fire Management
Fvck it, they will eventually burn out, or rain or some sh1t, why waste money fighting fire?
Exactly...cant burn ash twice... But instead of burning it, how about we gouge it out and make use of it like we do to the rain forests in South America... Oh yeah... Were f**k Latin-America in the ass while we hold on to our crappy brush...
$53 million cut from Salaries and Expenses at the Food Safety and Inspection Service
Expect foodbourne illnesses to skyrocket.. might be a good idea to go buy some seeds and plant your own....
You actually have a stronger chance of catching a parasite from your own garden than from a commercial green house. But I'm pretty certain the cuts will hit the useless admins and not the inspectors themselves... And Larry The Cable Guy told me the same...I believe him...
Obamacare
$13 million cut from the Consumer Operated and Oriented Plan Program (Co-ops)
Negative public option, how creative
$57 million cut from the Health Care Fraud and Abuse Control
Well this one I agree with cause you know they weren't going to prosecute any fraud anyways, considering all the fraud will come from the insurance agencies, especially considering obamacare IS legalized fraud
$51 million cut from the Prevention and Public Health Fund
Nobody makes money off sickness that doesn't happen DUHHHH!
$27 million cut from the State Grants and Demonstrations
Yer on yer own staties! take that!
$44 million cut from the Affordable Insurance Exchange Grants program
Yep, forget any assistance paying the extortion fees, or any reduced rates. That's for pvssies.
Education
$633 million cut from the Department of Education’s Special Education programs
(sarcasm) F retarded kids, it's their parents fault for sinning against god and jesus, right?
$184 million cut from Rehabilitation Services and Disability Research
Screw it, fix yourself. US citizens don't care about your CP, clearly.
$71 million cut from administration at the Office of Federal Student Aid
$116 million cut from Higher Education
$86 million cut from Student Financial Assistance
Go get a loan, worked for your parents. They are still paying for it.. so you see, it worked!
Immigration
$512 million cut from Customs and Border Protection
$17 million cut from Automation Modernization, Customs and Border Protection
$20 million cut from Border Security Fencing, Infrastructure, and Technology
WAIT.. what?!? We spend over a $T on OFFENSE and can't spend a fraction of that on DEFENSE?
Security
$79 million cut from Embassy Security, Construction, and Maintenance
So that's what.. the cost of the lawn and lawncare at ONE embassy? This would be funny if it wasn't so damn sad.
$604 million cut from National Nuclear Security Administration
So this I agree with.. let NATO deal with that crap. They clearly did a better job as assessment than we did leading up to the invasion of Iraq anyways.
$232 million cut from the Federal Aviation Administration
Do they think this will not result in more plane crashes? Really? That must be some amazing sh1t they are smoking
$394 million cut from Defense Environmental Cleanup
I can't even think of any response sarcastic or not, that is appropriate enough to voice exactly how goddam stupid that cut is. If anything we need MORE cleanup $$ and efforts, not less. 
On word: FAIL.