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Ok fine you want to play this game, ok..

A guy walks into a bar and says to another guy, "do you wanna play drinking football"?

The other guy asks, "how is it played"?

The first guy says, "first you chug a beer and burp".
"That's the touchdown"..
"Then you pull down your pants and fart for the extra point". lol

The first guy goes "I'll go first to show you how it's done".

He chugs a beer and burps and screams "Touchdown".

Then he farts and yells, "Extra point".

The second guy stands up, chugs a beer and burps and yells "touchdown".

He pulls down his pants to fart and the 1st guy jumps on him and tries to shove his penis in his rear end and screams, "Block that KICK".

BEWARE I got more and worse than that.. lol

One day a fox went up to a mouse and said "I am the king of beasts!". "Of course you are" said the frightened mouse. Then he saw a kitten "Am I not the king of beasts?" he snarled? "Yes certainly" said the frightened kitten. He caught a rabbit, a hen and a mole. All agreed immediately that he was the king of beasts. Suddenly he ran across a lion sitting in the clearing. The fox ran up to him and yelled "I am the king of beasts!" The lion said nothing and then struck the fox with his paw, dazing him, and then roared in his ear. The fox got shakily to his feet and limped away. "Force is no answer to speech, you know" he said, "I have ruffled your feelings and all you can do is get violent!"

Ok fine you want to play this game, ok..

A guy walks into a bar and says to another guy, "do you wanna play drinking football"?

The other guy asks, "how is it played"?

The first guy says, "first you chug a beer and burp".
"That's the touchdown"..
"Then you pull down your pants and fart for the extra point". lol

The first guy goes "I'll go first to show you how it's done".

He chugs a beer and burps and screams "Touchdown".

Then he farts and yells, "Extra point".

The second guy stands up, chugs a beer and burps and yells "touchdown".

He pulls down his pants to fart and the 1st guy jumps on him and tries to shove his penis in his rear end and screams, "Block that KICK".

BEWARE I got more and worse than that.. lol

Oh, so it's the sickest joke game you wanna play huh?

Q: "How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?"
A: "Pick it up and suck its dick."


I win.

lol That joke is laaammeee, Zipper.

So many topics in this thread. This thread is a board within a board.


Rather akin to "Lets meet over at Vamps for a brew"

Congratulations Vampier!... For hosting a Thread of 100 postings... Tis a staunch achievement in the BM universe!

Now, sir...would you please do the honors of reading the newly submitted jokes on Pages 99 thru 100; Select and declare a winner...

We await your verdict!

lol That joke is laaammeee, Zipper.

Aye, lame, tis true. But have ye one sicker laddy?

Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet?
A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.

lol That one was funny.

Oh I got one for ya..

"How do you make a hormone"?

Don't pay her... lol

Alt answer.

"Put sand in her Vaseline". lol

... Sorry for being absent ...obviously no one noticed. Thank You PaperDog... I will get to the jokes later today. I have been busy carving a NutCracker for the Production by the same name at my Wife's School. It is being performed this Afternoon. Happy Solstice to Everyone.

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ALL HELLL BREAKS LOOSE AND YOU DISAPPEAR!



Just kidding.....

... Sorry for being absent ...obviously no one noticed. Thank You PaperDog... I will get to the jokes later today. I have been busy carving a NutCracker for the Production by the same name at my Wife's School. It is being performed this Afternoon. Happy Solstice to Everyone.

Live Well Die Well

WRONG. We all noticed. ...well at least the conscious among us noticed.

... Slacker ... I thank you very much for your kind words. Things have become rather hectic but now I think I have them under control again. More to come tomorrow... I apologize for my delay in Posting.


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