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#195799 by RhythmMan-2
Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:01 pm
"Smoked too many secret herbs and spices. "
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Banana peels, nutmeg, and Morning Glory Seeds.
:wink:
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That oughta do SOMETHING for your original songs!

#196112 by crunchysoundbite
Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:28 pm
J-HALEY wrote:
PaperDog wrote:
Planetguy wrote:
J-HALEY wrote:
MikeTalbot wrote:Mr Haley you beat me to it! Foghorn is a long time favorite - even have a foghorn Christmas tree ornment.

Ornament, that is.

Talbot


Mike I can sound exactly like Foghorn Leghorn! A friend at a bar loved for me to talk Foghorn Leghorn. He even brought a Foghorn Leghorn stuffed animal I still have it around here somewhere! I love those old cartoons we grew up watching!


jeff, i can do a pretty good impression of him as well. i was schooled learning much about western culture and getting my often srewball sense of humor from warner bros cartoons, dudley doright, and of course rocky & bullwinkle.


I lOved the Rocky & Bullwinkle show... Caught that on the Saturday Morning cartoons every week... That while chowing down on Sugar Crisp cereal Gawd those were great, simple days!


Hey Rocky watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat, button up my sleeve PRESTO! I can tell you guys now, when it comes to cartoons us baby boomers are on the same page!
"Nothin up my sleeve" RIIPPP!

#196113 by crunchysoundbite
Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:32 pm
Just remember: You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.

#196121 by crunchysoundbite
Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:17 pm
The answer to your proverbial question is "because your d!ck was stuck in the chicken."

#196124 by Paleopete
Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:44 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because I sprinkled some birdseed on the other side...

Because he could...

Because...but wait a minute...are we sure it was a HE???

Oh hell with it everybody knows the answer is...

42

#196129 by Slacker G
Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:57 pm
He didn't mean to. He just couldn't find his roost because he has Alzheimer's.

#196130 by crunchysoundbite
Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:00 pm
Despite his face, he was looking for his pecker.

#196153 by RhythmMan-2
Sat Dec 01, 2012 6:13 pm
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

#196162 by crunchysoundbite
Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:11 pm
Slacker G wrote:He didn't mean to. He just couldn't find his roost because he has Alzheimer's.
Haaa Haa! I think, maybe that was funny. Maybe not... Sweetheart, come look at this and tell me if this is funny. She said no. No one else in the neighborhood thought that was funny. Where's the humor, I ask myself. Self, I said, there is no humor in a disease like Alzheimer's. (Crickets chirping.)

#196173 by Starfish Scott
Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:03 am
RhythmMan-2 wrote:A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA

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