General Music Chat

see if you can exercise the patients it takes to examine the craftsmanship in this
maybe you will learn something about art.

exercising the patients. damn, vinny that's good. no.... it's VERY good!

i give that a well deseverved 5 lol's

Thank you Planetguy ... but really, it is Mozart that is deserving of all the credit!

i'll "give you a break" when you start handing out pillows to everyone that makes the mistake of checking your so called "musi...... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

it woke your comatose ass up didn't it?

ya know...not so much so. i'll be serious for a moment (don't get used to it) since you seem so bugged and for reasons i can't fathom my approval is important to you.

a few reasons i find it snoozerific:

the same static green onions vamp over and over going nowhere
constant barrage of cliched EVH licks w little or no space
no theme
no hook
not one recurring line or phrase....just random wank-age
no thematic development
generic compressed, distorted, overdrive 101 tone

other than that.....it had me on the edge of my seat!

look i don't dig your music...you don't dig mine. so, who gives a flying leap? get over it.

save your breath place holder.
like all bass players.
hold the place and shut the f**k up.
cause no one wants the bass player making decisions about anything.
cause they are always wrong.
like all the notes in that take five solo.
dead wrong dead wrong scale dead wrong key.
that's why i know your a poser, cause you don't even know its wrong or why.



you only showed up cause we made a few jokes at your expense
I didn't ask you what you thought, and don't give a f**k what you think,
so there never was anything to get over,
cept that you won't buzz off cause you suck and it eats you up every time someone enjoys themselves with electric guitars
cause you can't do it
like 90% of all bass players, they can't solo, so they default to bass.
go default somewhere where someone gives a sh*t.

i'll "give you a break" when you start handing out pillows to everyone that makes the mistake of checking your so called "musi...... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

it woke your comatose ass up didn't it?

ya know...not so much so. i'll be serious for a moment (don't get used to it) since you seem so bugged and for reasons i can't fathom my approval is important to you.

a few reasons i find it snoozerific:

the same static green onions vamp over and over going nowhere
constant barrage of cliched EVH licks w little or no space
no theme
no hook
not one recurring line or phrase....just random wank-age
no thematic development
generic compressed, distorted, overdrive 101 tone

other than that.....it had me on the edge of my seat!

look i don't dig your music...you don't dig mine. so, who gives a flying leap? get over it.

save your breath place holder.
like all bass players.
hold the place and shut the f**k up.
cause no one wants the bass player making decisions about anything.
cause they are always wrong.
like all the notes in that take five solo.
dead wrong dead wrong scale dead wrong key.
that's why i know your a poser, cause you don't even know its wrong or why.



you only showed up cause we made a few jokes at your expense
I didn't ask you what you thought, and don't give a f**k what you think,
so there never was anything to get over,
cept that you won't buzz off cause you suck and it eats you up every time someone enjoys themselves with electric guitars
cause you can't do it
like 90% of all bass players, they can't solo, so they default to bass.
go default somewhere where someone gives a sh*t.

I'm listening to your guitar solo, JCP.
Hmmm.
That's it?
That's what you're so stuck-up about?
I've heard plenty of jazz bassists who'd mop the floor with you grandpa.
So, don't go there.

i'll "give you a break" when you start handing out pillows to everyone that makes the mistake of checking your so called "musi...... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

it woke your comatose ass up didn't it?

ya know...not so much so. i'll be serious for a moment (don't get used to it) since you seem so bugged and for reasons i can't fathom my approval is important to you.

a few reasons i find it snoozerific:

the same static green onions vamp over and over going nowhere
constant barrage of cliched EVH licks w little or no space
no theme
no hook
not one recurring line or phrase....just random wank-age
no thematic development
generic compressed, distorted, overdrive 101 tone

other than that.....it had me on the edge of my seat!

look i don't dig your music...you don't dig mine. so, who gives a flying leap? get over it.

save your breath place holder.
like all bass players.
hold the place and shut the f**k up.
cause no one wants the bass player making decisions about anything.
cause they are always wrong.
like all the notes in that take five solo.
dead wrong dead wrong scale dead wrong key.
that's why i know your a poser, cause you don't even know its wrong or why.



you only showed up cause we made a few jokes at your expense
I didn't ask you what you thought, and don't give a f**k what you think,
so there never was anything to get over,
cept that you won't buzz off cause you suck and it eats you up every time someone enjoys themselves with electric guitars
cause you can't do it
like 90% of all bass players, they can't solo, so they default to bass.
go default somewhere where someone gives a sh*t.

I'm listening to your guitar solo, JCP.
Hmmm.
That's it?
That's what you're so stuck-up about?
I've heard plenty of jazz bassists who'd mop the floor with you grandpa.
So, don't go there.

maybe, maybe not
but certain;y not the one I was referring too.

besides you just another talker
you can't get close so how would you know anyway?
your just guessing.

I just felt like rippeing one out and did not even leave a gravy stain..

some people, that's all they produce.

just thought a little fart humour would ease the tension here..

I think jimmy covered that

I just felt like ripping one out and did not even leave a gravy stain..

Be careful the sharp implements are on the table..and they are all circling. lol

save your breath place holder.
like all bass players.
hold the place and shut the f**k up.
cause no one wants the bass player making decisions about anything.
cause they are always wrong.
like all the notes in that take five solo.
dead wrong dead wrong scale dead wrong key.
that's why i know your a poser, cause you don't even know its wrong or why.



you only showed up cause we made a few jokes at your expense
I didn't ask you what you thought, and don't give a f**k what you think,
so there never was anything to get over,
cept that you won't buzz off cause you suck and it eats you up every time someone enjoys themselves with electric guitars
cause you can't do it
like 90% of all bass players, they can't solo, so they default to bass.
go default somewhere where someone gives a sh*t.

clueless plumber. i'd have thought you'd figured out it's not your tools but how you use them.

i've heard more melodic content and theme development from someone playing a triangle as compared to your aimless meandering and shallow wankery on those pointy penis substitutes of your's.

i've heard better and more interesting phrasing from someone working on a typewriter.

idea: next call you get to unclog someone's toilet....i suggest you leave the plunger at home and use those pointy monstrosities for something you actually know how to do. finally they'd be a useful tool (as opposed to yourself...a USELESS tool).

well that leaves you out on both counts

well that leaves you out on both counts

both counts?

oh....you must mean i own no penis substitute gtrs and the fact i don't unclog toilets for my day gig.

yep, ya got me. guilty as charged.

Brr it's getting cold in this hisser. lol

well that leaves you out on both counts

both counts?

oh....you must mean i own no penis substitute gtrs and the fact i don't unclog toilets for my day gig.

yep, ya got me. guilty as charged.

yea yours is vagina substitute.

which works on probably quite few levels..

well that leaves you out on both counts

both counts?

oh....you must mean i own no penis substitute gtrs and the fact i don't unclog toilets for my day gig.

yep, ya got me. guilty as charged.

yea yours is vagina substitute.

which works on probably quite few levels..

yep, i need a vagina substitute cos i don't have one as part of my anatomy and you need a penis substitute because.....

no wonder your music sounds neutered.