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#195652 by RhythmMan-2
Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:44 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police.

Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was.

As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in.

After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be..

As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back.
Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more.

As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

#195656 by Starfish Scott
Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:48 pm
He felt guilty as hell after he double-tapped Foghorn in the head..

He was tempted to consume some of the body to transfer some of Foghorn's proposed power to himself, but the call of the road took hold of him...and he knew what he had to do. lol

#195663 by Planetguy
Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:10 pm
to avoid someone doing a bad EVH impression and regurgitating quotes from a book of quotes they got for xmas? :wink:
Last edited by Planetguy on Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:20 pm, edited 1 time in total.

#195664 by J-HALEY
Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:19 pm
Planetguy wrote:someone was doing a bad EVH impression and regurgitating quotes from a book of quotes they got for xmas. :wink:


You got to, "I SAY" you got to pay attention to me when I'm a talkin to you BOY! :wink:

#195666 by Planetguy
Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:23 pm
J-HALEY wrote:
Planetguy wrote:someone was doing a bad EVH impression and regurgitating quotes from a book of quotes they got for xmas. :wink:


You got to, "I SAY" you got to pay attention to me when I'm a talkin to you BOY! :wink:


yep...and don't forget "I SAY THERE YOUNGSTER"

#195692 by MikeTalbot
Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:24 pm
Mr Haley you beat me to it! Foghorn is a long time favorite - even have a foghorn Christmas tree ornment.

Ornament, that is.

Talbot

#195698 by J-HALEY
Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:24 pm
MikeTalbot wrote:Mr Haley you beat me to it! Foghorn is a long time favorite - even have a foghorn Christmas tree ornment.

Ornament, that is.

Talbot


Mike I can sound exactly like Foghorn Leghorn! A friend at a bar loved for me to talk Foghorn Leghorn. He even brought a Foghorn Leghorn stuffed animal I still have it around here somewhere! I love those old cartoons we grew up watching!

#195699 by Planetguy
Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:30 pm
J-HALEY wrote:
MikeTalbot wrote:Mr Haley you beat me to it! Foghorn is a long time favorite - even have a foghorn Christmas tree ornment.

Ornament, that is.

Talbot


Mike I can sound exactly like Foghorn Leghorn! A friend at a bar loved for me to talk Foghorn Leghorn. He even brought a Foghorn Leghorn stuffed animal I still have it around here somewhere! I love those old cartoons we grew up watching!


jeff, i can do a pretty good impression of him as well. i was schooled learning much about western culture and getting my often srewball sense of humor from warner bros cartoons, dudley doright, and of course rocky & bullwinkle.

#195703 by PaperDog
Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:55 pm
Planetguy wrote:
J-HALEY wrote:
MikeTalbot wrote:Mr Haley you beat me to it! Foghorn is a long time favorite - even have a foghorn Christmas tree ornment.

Ornament, that is.

Talbot


Mike I can sound exactly like Foghorn Leghorn! A friend at a bar loved for me to talk Foghorn Leghorn. He even brought a Foghorn Leghorn stuffed animal I still have it around here somewhere! I love those old cartoons we grew up watching!


jeff, i can do a pretty good impression of him as well. i was schooled learning much about western culture and getting my often srewball sense of humor from warner bros cartoons, dudley doright, and of course rocky & bullwinkle.


I lOved the Rocky & Bullwinkle show... Caught that on the Saturday Morning cartoons every week... That while chowing down on Sugar Crisp cereal Gawd those were great, simple days!

#195706 by J-HALEY
Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:02 am
PaperDog wrote:
Planetguy wrote:
J-HALEY wrote:
MikeTalbot wrote:Mr Haley you beat me to it! Foghorn is a long time favorite - even have a foghorn Christmas tree ornment.

Ornament, that is.

Talbot


Mike I can sound exactly like Foghorn Leghorn! A friend at a bar loved for me to talk Foghorn Leghorn. He even brought a Foghorn Leghorn stuffed animal I still have it around here somewhere! I love those old cartoons we grew up watching!


jeff, i can do a pretty good impression of him as well. i was schooled learning much about western culture and getting my often srewball sense of humor from warner bros cartoons, dudley doright, and of course rocky & bullwinkle.


I lOved the Rocky & Bullwinkle show... Caught that on the Saturday Morning cartoons every week... That while chowing down on Sugar Crisp cereal Gawd those were great, simple days!


Hey Rocky watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat, button up my sleeve PRESTO! I can tell you guys now, when it comes to cartoons us baby boomers are on the same page!

#195711 by PaperDog
Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:18 am
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

A: He was stapled to the chicken

:lol:

#195720 by Slacker G
Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:39 am
I lOved the Rocky & Bullwinkle show... Caught that on the Saturday Morning cartoons every week... That while chowing down on Sugar Crisp cereal Gawd those were great, simple days!


That show was the greatest. I watch it whenever I can. I don't know why that is as popular as these other ancient shows that stations keep repeating year after year. The humor was on so many levels that both toddlers and adults would find it humorous.

#195734 by RhythmMan-2
Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:07 am
I dream of a better, friendlier world, where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
:)

#195736 by Mike Nobody
Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:14 am
http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/10nr

Smoked too many secret herbs and spices. :lol:

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