That's reminds me of a really bad story.
Stop reading here if you have a weak stomach.
This buddy of mine is a real go-getter when it comes to the ladies.
Ok so he was out drinking at a local watering hole and he picked up this nice looking chick. The problem was he was more than halfway in the bag when he picked her up. He thought she might be a problem so he spent extra time drinking so he could score with her when he got back to either her place or his.
So we kind of sat around grumbling because Mr. silvertongue has scored on another one and we were just busy doing nothing much at all.
So as the story goes, he and she get all FACED.
They end up back at her apartment.
They go through the motions and start removing clothes etc.
They finally get naked and he proceeds to go down on this hot piece.
Unfortunately at some point, he passes out while chowing her box and he ends up puking on it. LOL
In the am, he awakes to find himself completely naked, out in the hallway.
His clothes are neatly folded next to him. There is a note on the ground next to him and a giant pile of sh*t on his chest, which he finds when he rolls over.
The note said something like "you are a giant sh*t, so I am returning the favor".
lol I knew that girl had too much class for him.
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