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#193796 by J-HALEY
Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:40 pm
jimmydanger wrote:Dang it I can't sign my name as fast as y'all Haley, they just let you scrawl a big "X" for your signature. But seriously, Obama will have to respond to the Texas petition.


I don't know I sometimes have trouble puttin my mark down! My chickenscratch sometimes does look like an x with me be left handed and all!

#193800 by jimmydanger
Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:53 pm
I didn't know you're a lefty. Yet you play guitar righty. You do know that lefty people live shorter lives than righties? Probably because the world is biased against lefties. How do you bat or swing a golf club?

#193802 by J-HALEY
Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:11 pm
jimmydanger wrote:I didn't know you're a lefty. Yet you play guitar righty. You do know that lefty people live shorter lives than righties? Probably because the world is biased against lefties. How do you bat or swing a golf club?


I'm all phuked up Jimmy! I play guitar right handed, I write with my left hand, I eat with both hands, I throw right handed, bat right handed, I tried put put golf once and that convinced me to NEVER TRY THAT AGAIN! I can drive a 16d nail with 3 strikes left or right handed!

#193803 by jimmydanger
Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:21 pm
Ha ha, the only thing I can do with my left hand is fret chords and I'm not great at that. You should try golf again someday, hardest game in the world.

#193808 by J-HALEY
Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:36 pm
jimmydanger wrote:Ha ha, the only thing I can do with my left hand is fret chords and I'm not great at that. You should try golf again someday, hardest game in the world.


I love the game! I just have to much respect for it to torture the other folks that can play by having them watch me! Somehow the Movie Happy Gilmore comes to mind!

#193813 by Mike Nobody
Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:45 pm
J-HALEY wrote:
jimmydanger wrote:Ha ha, the only thing I can do with my left hand is fret chords and I'm not great at that. You should try golf again someday, hardest game in the world.


I love the game! I just have to much respect for it to torture the other folks that can play by having them watch me! Somehow the Movie Happy Gilmore comes to mind!


Hey, Happy swung a mean club.

#193815 by J-HALEY
Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:48 pm
Mike Nobody wrote:
J-HALEY wrote:
jimmydanger wrote:Ha ha, the only thing I can do with my left hand is fret chords and I'm not great at that. You should try golf again someday, hardest game in the world.


I love the game! I just have to much respect for it to torture the other folks that can play by having them watch me! Somehow the Movie Happy Gilmore comes to mind!


Hey, Happy swung a mean club.


Just picture Happy Gilmore but instead of hitting the ball I hit myself in the Mullet! Now that would PISS ME OFF! :lol: :lol:

#193816 by Mike Nobody
Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:50 pm
J-HALEY wrote:
Mike Nobody wrote:
J-HALEY wrote:
jimmydanger wrote:Ha ha, the only thing I can do with my left hand is fret chords and I'm not great at that. You should try golf again someday, hardest game in the world.


I love the game! I just have to much respect for it to torture the other folks that can play by having them watch me! Somehow the Movie Happy Gilmore comes to mind!


Hey, Happy swung a mean club.


Just picture Happy Gilmore but instead of hitting the ball I hit myself in the Mullet! Now that would PISS ME OFF! :lol: :lol:


I wonder how they would score a "Mullet In One".

#193817 by J-HALEY
Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:58 pm
Mike Nobody wrote:
J-HALEY wrote:
Mike Nobody wrote:
J-HALEY wrote:
jimmydanger wrote:Ha ha, the only thing I can do with my left hand is fret chords and I'm not great at that. You should try golf again someday, hardest game in the world.


I love the game! I just have to much respect for it to torture the other folks that can play by having them watch me! Somehow the Movie Happy Gilmore comes to mind!


Hey, Happy swung a mean club.


Just picture Happy Gilmore but instead of hitting the ball I hit myself in the Mullet! Now that would PISS ME OFF! :lol: :lol:


I wonder how they would score a "Mullet In One".

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey we could invent a new game :idea: We could call it Wack The Mullet! :idea:

#193819 by jimmydanger
Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:05 pm
For the record Happy swung a mean hockey stick! Try that running tee off he did, it ain't easy!

#193821 by J-HALEY
Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:13 pm
jimmydanger wrote:For the record Happy swung a mean hockey stick! Try that running tee off he did, it ain't easy!


Oh yeah its been awhile since I have seen the movie!

#193822 by Mike Nobody
Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:14 pm
jimmydanger wrote:For the record Happy swung a mean hockey stick! Try that running tee off he did, it ain't easy!


Yes, but Chubbs gave him a hockey stick shaped golf club as a gift.

#193824 by Mike Nobody
Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:16 pm
J-HALEY wrote:Hey we could invent a new game :idea: We could call it Wack The Mullet! :idea:


"Whack the Mullet" sounds like a fun game.
But, it sounds like a group of people beating one guy in the head over and over again.

#193825 by J-HALEY
Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:26 pm
Mike Nobody wrote:
J-HALEY wrote:Hey we could invent a new game :idea: We could call it Wack The Mullet! :idea:


"Whack the Mullet" sounds like a fun game.
But, it sounds like a group of people beating one guy in the head over and over again.


Okay here is a rough draft of the game! YEA! THIS IS GONNA BE GREEAATT! first you dig a hole roughly 6 foot deep in the ground. Next I jump in, This would leave the Mullet exposed and a small piece of my HARD ASS HEAD! Next you take a golf tee and sledge hammer and attempt to drive at bad boy into my skull deep enough to set a golf ball on it! Then you get a Happy Gilmore Golf Club take 5 steps back get a running start and TRY to whack the golf ball! :idea: Inevitably someone misses and WACK THE MULLET :D

#193826 by Mike Nobody
Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:29 pm
J-HALEY wrote:
Mike Nobody wrote:
J-HALEY wrote:Hey we could invent a new game :idea: We could call it Wack The Mullet! :idea:


"Whack the Mullet" sounds like a fun game.
But, it sounds like a group of people beating one guy in the head over and over again.


Okay here is a rough draft of the game! YEA! THIS IS GONNA BE GREEAATT! first you dig a hole roughly 6 foot deep in the ground. Next I jump in, This would leave the Mullet exposed and a small piece of my HARD ASS HEAD! Next you take a golf tee and sledge hammer and attempt to drive at bad boy into my skull deep enough to set a golf ball on it! Then you get a Happy Gilmore Golf Club take 5 steps back get a running start and TRY to whack the golf ball! :idea: Inevitably someone misses and WACK THE MULLET :D


I think I'll stick to videogames.

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