Stringdancer wrote:Can you make you guitar fart?
No but sometimes I fart when playing it!
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No but sometimes I fart when playing it!
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J-HALEY wrote:Stringdancer wrote:Can you make you guitar fart?
No but sometimes I fart when playing it!
ya can lead a tele to a bowl of chili ....but ya can't make it eat.
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#187637 by Stringdancer
Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:22 am
Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:22 am
jw123 wrote:My ex farted one time and I said that aint very lady like!
She said neither is a blow job but I never heard you complain!
But to answer your question I have been known to make fart sounds with my guitar.
Oh yeah, sense of humor I knew there had be some on this board.
In addition of having a wise woman at your side you are a telented guitar player if you can make your guitar fart, I haven't been able to yet... but I'm still working on it.
Very prim proper nurse lady I work with told me a story today she'd heard from her husband about BB King.
Seems BB was quite the womanizer she said, and his recent girlfriend had the initial B tattooed one on each buttock.
When she, at his birthday celebration hiked her skirt and bent over in front of him he shouted
BoB ? Who the hell is BoB ?
I laughed till I cried. Not so much the mental image but the whom and where she told me this little tale ( or is it tail )
Seems BB was quite the womanizer she said, and his recent girlfriend had the initial B tattooed one on each buttock.
When she, at his birthday celebration hiked her skirt and bent over in front of him he shouted
BoB ? Who the hell is BoB ?
I laughed till I cried. Not so much the mental image but the whom and where she told me this little tale ( or is it tail )
#187645 by Stringdancer
Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:08 am
Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:08 am
sanshouheil wrote:Very prim proper nurse lady I work with told me a story today she'd heard from her husband about BB King.
Seems BB was quite the womanizer she said, and his recent girlfriend had the initial B tattooed one on each buttock.
When she, at his birthday celebration hiked her skirt and bent over in front of him he shouted
BoB ? Who the hell is BoB ?
I laughed till I cried. Not so much the mental image but the whom and where she told me this little tale ( or is it tail )
After a closer look the lady in the video is not the one with BB tattooed on her butt.
http://youtu.be/Herg6uUCrKw
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