I suppose I will be dropped like a hot potato now that my hidden political leanings have been discovered.. that Tea-Bagger stuff might not be so tough to cling to, if I can get my pea-brain wrapped around the ideology of tea-baggerism.. what are some of the basic beliefs I need to accept to gain my initiation into the teabag Party? can I still play rock'n'roll or is that a no no?.. gluttony and lust are 2 sins I've sworn off and fight those 2 evil sins daily... workin' on sainthood but it ain't coming easy..
Teabagger: Did you hear Obama is planing on contaminating our waters with a chemical that will encourage us to lose weight and prevent us from fornicating with our close relatives.
Random Person: One can only hope.
Teabagger: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THAT!!!! I LIKE PHUCKIN' MY SISTER!!!
Person with Oversized Scrotum: Hold on. I'll Shut him up. Here... open your mouth and say ahhh.
Teabagger: Bout' time you showed up. Come to poppa.







