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#167184 by PaperDog
Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:49 am
Keep it bludgeoning. Who cares about original creativity?? If they are not familiar with it, they are not going to give it their ear. They don't want to analyze and "we're going to do an original one now." (the death knell of turning off a drinking audience) is not acceptable. This is not a jam session.

Actually now that you've said this, You are absolutely right... In fact there really is no point in a live act (since Britney and Christina already do it for us with the D.J.s) But maybe you could show up with some boas and a pole... That's not original either, but it will guarantee the interest of the house...and Nobody will have to analyze it...it will definitely make a lot of guys thirsty... I mean, why bother at all with music...? I'm just saying.
#167196 by 1puredemure
Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:18 pm
PaperDog wrote:Keep it bludgeoning. Who cares about original creativity?? If they are not familiar with it, they are not going to give it their ear. They don't want to analyze and "we're going to do an original one now." (the death knell of turning off a drinking audience) is not acceptable. This is not a jam session.

Actually now that you've said this, You are absolutely right... In fact there really is no point in a live act (since Britney and Christina already do it for us with the D.J.s) But maybe you could show up with some boas and a pole... That's not original either, but it will guarantee the interest of the house...and Nobody will have to analyze it...it will definitely make a lot of guys thirsty... I mean, why bother at all with music...? I'm just saying.


There is a big difference between being the ringmaster and being the performers. I am the ringmaster. The only thing of concern is the bottom line--how much, how often we work, how often we are in the studio. Sex and sex appeal sells. Frankly, I could give a hoot about this Collingsworth. He, like you, is a musical idealist. Sounds like liberal politics. Perhaps you don't like the concept of attractive ladies who can bring it and swing it too. Go to www.countrysisters.eu and see how they have been doing it for over 30 years, they have U tube vids attached. This is the wave that works with the targeted audience we strive to reach, and do it very well. We don't care about original entries or musicians who think they are the next songwriter/savior of the lyrics. The music is already there, made and gift wrapped. Now, the proper vehicle must perform it. GM's and Fords and Chevy's are in the past. Time for new models and body styles and features, no pun intended. Remember the main tenets of communications mediums--what you say, how you say it, how you relate/connect with the audience, and your appearance. Its called ethos, pathos and logos. I really don't know why you have such an axe to grind. Maybe because those of your ilk are excluded from the mix?? Your remarks are insulting, callous, sexist and have no place in the presentations we strive to achieve. Had we opened things up to a mixed gender band, you would be among the first ones cut from the team.
#167221 by Starfish Scott
Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:24 pm
1puredemure wrote:
PaperDog wrote:Keep it bludgeoning. Who cares about original creativity?? If they are not familiar with it, they are not going to give it their ear. They don't want to analyze and "we're going to do an original one now." (the death knell of turning off a drinking audience) is not acceptable. This is not a jam session.

Actually now that you've said this, You are absolutely right... In fact there really is no point in a live act (since Britney and Christina already do it for us with the D.J.s) But maybe you could show up with some boas and a pole... That's not original either, but it will guarantee the interest of the house...and Nobody will have to analyze it...it will definitely make a lot of guys thirsty... I mean, why bother at all with music...? I'm just saying.


There is a big difference between being the ringmaster and being the performers. I am the ringmaster. The only thing of concern is the bottom line--how much, how often we work, how often we are in the studio. Sex and sex appeal sells. Frankly, I could give a hoot about this Collingsworth. He, like you, is a musical idealist. Sounds like liberal politics. Perhaps you don't like the concept of attractive ladies who can bring it and swing it too. Go to www.countrysisters.eu and see how they have been doing it for over 30 years, they have U tube vids attached. This is the wave that works with the targeted audience we strive to reach, and do it very well. We don't care about original entries or musicians who think they are the next songwriter/savior of the lyrics. The music is already there, made and gift wrapped. Now, the proper vehicle must perform it. GM's and Fords and Chevy's are in the past. Time for new models and body styles and features, no pun intended. Remember the main tenets of communications mediums--what you say, how you say it, how you relate/connect with the audience, and your appearance. Its called ethos, pathos and logos. I really don't know why you have such an axe to grind. Maybe because those of your ilk are excluded from the mix?? Your remarks are insulting, callous, sexist and have no place in the presentations we strive to achieve. Had we opened things up to a mixed gender band, you would be among the first ones cut from the team.


WHO THE FAQ LET THIS ASSHAT IN>?

Honey if i wanted to see them shake it, I'd go to a strip club.

If I want to hear real music, I don't go to see the chicks unless it's an act I know and like. (the donnas, paramore, flyleaf)

And we all know none of your music will be earth shaking or new. (gimme a double everclear cause it's the only way I could get through this act from hell)

The world doesn't owe you anything, feel free to move to a ditch on down the road to sleep in.

In short, f**k off bitch... Take your dog and pony show on down the line cause nothing and I mean nothing about this act is inspired, new or different at all.

Oh and no music sample on your player just further illustrates how far out in left you really are. (the girls only have to shake the money maker, music isn't really important here)
#167238 by 1puredemure
Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:02 pm
Chief Engineer Scott wrote:
1puredemure wrote:
PaperDog wrote:Keep it bludgeoning. Who cares about original creativity?? If they are not familiar with it, they are not going to give it their ear. They don't want to analyze and "we're going to do an original one now." (the death knell of turning off a drinking audience) is not acceptable. This is not a jam session.

Actually now that you've said this, You are absolutely right... In fact there really is no point in a live act (since Britney and Christina already do it for us with the D.J.s) But maybe you could show up with some boas and a pole... That's not original either, but it will guarantee the interest of the house...and Nobody will have to analyze it...it will definitely make a lot of guys thirsty... I mean, why bother at all with music...? I'm just saying.


There is a big difference between being the ringmaster and being the performers. I am the ringmaster. The only thing of concern is the bottom line--how much, how often we work, how often we are in the studio. Sex and sex appeal sells. Frankly, I could give a hoot about this Collingsworth. He, like you, is a musical idealist. Sounds like liberal politics. Perhaps you don't like the concept of attractive ladies who can bring it and swing it too. Go to www.countrysisters.eu and see how they have been doing it for over 30 years, they have U tube vids attached. This is the wave that works with the targeted audience we strive to reach, and do it very well. We don't care about original entries or musicians who think they are the next songwriter/savior of the lyrics. The music is already there, made and gift wrapped. Now, the proper vehicle must perform it. GM's and Fords and Chevy's are in the past. Time for new models and body styles and features, no pun intended. Remember the main tenets of communications mediums--what you say, how you say it, how you relate/connect with the audience, and your appearance. Its called ethos, pathos and logos. I really don't know why you have such an axe to grind. Maybe because those of your ilk are excluded from the mix?? Your remarks are insulting, callous, sexist and have no place in the presentations we strive to achieve. Had we opened things up to a mixed gender band, you would be among the first ones cut from the team.


WHO THE FAQ LET THIS ASSHAT IN>?

Honey if i wanted to see them shake it, I'd go to a strip club.

If I want to hear real music, I don't go to see the chicks unless it's an act I know and like. (the donnas, paramore, flyleaf)

And we all know none of your music will be earth shaking or new. (gimme a double everclear cause it's the only way I could get through this act from hell)

The world doesn't owe you anything, feel free to move to a ditch on down the road to sleep in.

In short, f**k off bitch... Take your dog and pony show on down the line cause nothing and I mean nothing about this act is inspired, new or different at all.

Oh and no music sample on your player just further illustrates how far out in left you really are. (the girls only have to shake the money maker, music isn't really important here)


If gasoline were brains, you could not drive an ant's go cart around the head of a pin. First off, I am a dude, not some hoe bitch you seem to enjoy practicing your limited vocabulary on. Your blind and jealous stupidity is purely visible for all to see. We are doing fine, have you gotten out of your garage or parent's basement yet??? How many cd's of dvd's you have on the market??? Do u comp them out to prospective gig sites so they can see and hear before they hire, or do you scrums and malcontents just stagger in with your beat up and cracked Gibsons?? You can't stand girl musicians who know how to play and rock and roll because you lack vision. You lack my total brilliance and complete aplomb. You would run through a harp because you think it would make a nice ORIGINAL sound for your wounded ego. I offer insight and opportunity for ladies to expand and get into this niche and you take great delight in running it down, which shows me you should playing in an outhouse while we play in the penthouse.

You don't need to see anything in the real from us. You are not worthy of it to begin with. He who has the gold, makes the rules and that is me. Kicking out a few grand every other week to keep the discs coming is not a problem. You are lucky to see three grand in a year. Also, your total lack of intellect is glaring with your fancy obscene words and implied gestures. Our girls would slap your ugly face and ass silly, then maybe get a couple 6-2 biker babes, fresh out of prison, to really go up in you and address that filthy mouth of yours. Jealousy gets you nowhere. Insult all you want. We are the only troupe that plays two or three venues AT THE SAME TIME. Of course, you would not know what that means because you are too self-absorbed in your own pity party of life. We came in peace to try and find girls work. You come with venom in your heart and brains in your ass. You refuse to see the overall, because the overall stops in your basement. So, drink your Lone Star Beer while we drink Anocette.

You would get slapped in a strip bar too, with an attitude and piggish behavior like that. You couldn't do enough drive by's or smash and grabs to get a crack head girl off the stage. Who says the world owes us anything??? You are the one who thinks you are owed something. Lack of intelligence also means lack of money. You have both. Our act combines beauty and hard driving rock and roll and diverse musicians, contrary to cheeseballs and dirtbags, that market you have cornered. So, climb back into your F-50 mini truck and take your sour puss into that ditch, just make sure one of the biker girls covers it up because the stink is stifling. You'll never, ever win a battle of words with me because I am way too smart for your double digit IQ and I don't have to resort to vile language and personal attacks. Confirms my beliefs that you are a liberal progressive. When you have no argument, you launch personal attacks and try sounding tough with four letter bombs. If something does not include you or your four-cornered, narrow thought, you strike out like a tantrum-ladened punk in diapers. Come to think of it, "six foot two Sue" might enjoy knocking you down a peg or two like that.

#167245 by Starfish Scott
Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:47 pm
lol Are you related to Lynard?

And I am glad you didn't tell me that six foot you would slap me, I'd break your arm in about 3 places and then really start to hurt you. (enter the hot pliers)

I just keep laughing when I picture those poor girls in white leather outfits caterwauling like lost cows.

Oh and please don't spit out the golden rule to me.
We know you have no gold, vocally, musically or theatrically.

You are still an inch tall with an act that is better seen by low light and possibly via beer goggles.

Don't bring your knife to a gun fight, you aren't packing enough to get your head around this. Concentrate on booking your next go-go bar LOL

I mean you have to eat tonight and find a place to sleep yet, right ditch man?

If you're in my next of the woods, why not come by for a beer?
Then you can talk sh*t in my face and we'll dance a little by the light of the moon. I'd consider that a favor to me and you don't need to bring the women. You just need to bring yourself, Mr. Man.

You are the toughest guy I have ever seen from behind a computer monitor. lol

Remember to take off that hat when you enter my house or I will rip it from your bald head.
#167253 by 1puredemure
Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:34 pm
Chief Engineer Scott wrote:lol Are you related to Lynard?

And I am glad you didn't tell me that six foot you would slap me, I'd break your arm in about 3 places and then really start to hurt you. (enter the hot pliers)

I just keep laughing when I picture those poor girls in white leather outfits caterwauling like lost cows.

Oh and please don't spit out the golden rule to me.
We know you have no gold, vocally, musically or theatrically.

You are still an inch tall with an act that is better seen by low light and possibly via beer goggles.

Don't bring your knife to a gun fight, you aren't packing enough to get your head around this. Concentrate on booking your next go-go bar LOL

I mean you have to eat tonight and find a place to sleep yet, right ditch man?

If you're in my next of the woods, why not come by for a beer?
Then you can talk sh*t in my face and we'll dance a little by the light of the moon. I'd consider that a favor to me and you don't need to bring the women. You just need to bring yourself, Mr. Man.

You are the toughest guy I have ever seen from behind a computer monitor. lol

Remember to take off that hat when you enter my house or I will rip it from your bald head.


Not once do u even attempt to stick on the topic at hand, which is helping and promoting all girl bands to try and find work and have some fun. You wouldn't know what a cow is cuz you'd go out into the field and start humping the ugliest one. I don't wear hats and their is way too much intellect and smarts inside my head to even allow u to get ten yards near it. But I am amused as your diatribes and personal insults just get weaker and more feeble, more to match your draining and eroding brain cells which should be in the minus column by now.

If you're gonna come at me, have a take and don't suck. You obviously suck and suck really bad. Why you have such hatred for female musicians is beyond me. Your eyesight is totally shot as those girls are very attractive. And I don't need to fight you physically or otherwise. I keep destroying you with a bouquet of prose. I am trying to limit the syllabication to structured and simple sentences as that is all you can comprehend with your feeble little mind.

I have more gold and musical pimping talent in my Altoids box than you have in your entire life. I don't have to slap you, I let the big girls do the heavy lifting for me and pay them well. They enjoy making bitches like u scream for mercy as they plow your gaping slut hole with their toys. If it was me, I'd just run you over repeatedly with my truck. That way, I don't have to have any body contact with the disgusting likes of yourself.

So, you are really starting to tire me. You are now a total waste of time. If you cannot discuss the topic at hand, but keep lowering yourself to personal afronts (that means attacks, btw, you are too dumb to make the assimilation) then don't waste my time anymore. Your tools in the box are as dull as your attempted tough guy routine, which is also sleep-inducing.

Look at what you spew and how you are ladened with hate and misguided rage. Then, look at the flowering diction and perfect composition as I torment your non-existent brain. No, you are a total waste of time, its like I am campaigning against myself. So, unless you have something constructive to say, go change your pull ups, find your teeny little wanker and watch some porn. Its where your mind is anyway.

#167258 by Starfish Scott
Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:07 am
lol YOU are reading into it.

But that's fine, I can see that you think you always have things under control even though you don't really do much at all, sans management.

I'd be careful because your giant brain may not fit through the door frame. Oh well all push to get it through but I don't know.

Try not to tell me what I think. That just illustrates your need for control and the illusion thereof.

In short, you talk a lot but what is it that you really do besides count money and play the part of the greedy manager>?

I know you don't double as security, that much is plain.

LOL And I think you may be campaigning vs yourself, your assumptions are as off as your act.

You could always get some giant snakes for the act, well unless you are related to them.
#167277 by PaperDog
Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:57 am
There is a big difference between being the ringmaster and being the performers. I am the ringmaster. The only thing of concern is the bottom line--how much, how often we work, how often we are in the studio. Sex and sex appeal sells. Frankly, I could give a hoot about this Collingsworth. He, like you, is a musical idealist.


LOL Yeah That Collinsworth dude...He's an idealist for sure... "you Might say...hes a dreamer"... But seriously, what are you trying to sell...Music, or something that 'sounds' like it could have a music backing.. I can buy all the Mardi-Gras beads I need for less than a dollar a bag... Why are you selling Mardi-Gras beads from the studio?
#167278 by 1puredemure
Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:01 am
Chief Engineer Scott wrote:lol YOU are reading into it.

But that's fine, I can see that you think you always have things under control even though you don't really do much at all, sans management.

I'd be careful because your giant brain may not fit through the door frame. Oh well all push to get it through but I don't know.

Try not to tell me what I think. That just illustrates your need for control and the illusion thereof.

In short, you talk a lot but what is it that you really do besides count money and play the part of the greedy manager>?

I know you don't double as security, that much is plain.

LOL And I think you may be campaigning vs yourself, your assumptions are as off as your act.

You could always get some giant snakes for the act, well unless you are related to them.


Yeah, I have my own security, and yes some of them are girls, big biker chicks and that is not b.s. My requirements are that they must have a felony record at least, and preferrably have done prison time. Why should I get my hands dirty playing handball with dirtbags like you, when I can allow the underlings to have some fun. These girls have stabbed, run contraband, ran illegals, one even has a manslaughter rap over her head. Now, where are these girls going to find legitimate work?? Who is going to hire them???

Yes, I'm arrogant, pompous, truculent, conceited, narcississtic as all hell , and those are my good qualities. The musician girls have their issues and baggage too. So, what is so damn wrong, what has you so damn hateful that you are so anti-girl musician and all girl band. If they go to the strip bar, they get the pimps and meth dealers. They work for us, they stay out of trouble for the most part. Plus, their parole/probation officers think its a noble concept too.

See, you are coming at this from an employee, not the employer. I have never twanged or banged or picked up an axe in my life. The only vocals I do is drunk kareoke nite. But I know the demographics, who has money, where they go and what type of music they want to listen to---what they listened to when they had full heads of hair, decent looks and no pot bellies.

Greedy???? You got some nerve. Your fifth grade level "color by numbers " paint set just arrived. The musicians want or pay for NOTHING. Studio time, promotions, flyers, radio, cable and newsprint ads are all paid for by me. They have run of my house and back yard and garage for practice. They bring me the receipts for gas/travel--any roadwork lodging is all paid for by?????? Me.

Know what a cash payroll is??? That means I pay their taxes out of my end and what they agreed to be paid, they get in full and in cash. So, take that greedy swipe and wipe your sloppy ass with it. Regarding reading your mind, that takes all of about five seconds, so don't flatter yourself. If you are the employee and I am taking the risk of your success, you will do exactly what I say, when I say it or you can miseltoe yourself underneath that red sign that says E-X-I-T.

Yes, I am an absolute and total control freak. They wear what I tell them to wear, they perform the tuneage I give them to learn, and they interact and relate with the audience the way I tell them to. My money, my bat and ball, my rules. What is so hard to comprehend?? You don't like my act because you don't like to be told what to do. If you ever held or currently have a steady job, I wonder how you take orders from your boss. There is one chief--me and the rest are Indians.

I know what sells and what the 40-65 crowd wants as that is where the money is today---what's left of it. Here you thought I was a musician or some kind of music maker or composer??? Hardly. They are the ying and I am their yang. They understand it and even like it. And if you don't like old fashioned, old style, british beer house rock-n-roll, country rock, rockabilly, swing and all the other offshoots, even some Ludwig Van once in a while, then go compose your own noise and find a group of five who can tolerate it.
#167281 by 1puredemure
Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:16 am
PaperDog wrote:
There is a big difference between being the ringmaster and being the performers. I am the ringmaster. The only thing of concern is the bottom line--how much, how often we work, how often we are in the studio. Sex and sex appeal sells. Frankly, I could give a hoot about this Collingsworth. He, like you, is a musical idealist.


LOL Yeah That Collinsworth dude...He's an idealist for sure... "you Might say...hes a dreamer"... But seriously, what are you trying to sell...Music, or something that 'sounds' like it could have a music backing.. I can buy all the Mardi-Gras beads I need for less than a dollar a bag... Why are you selling Mardi-Gras beads from the studio?


At least you are much more civil than this idiot engineer guy below the tabs here. Why are you guys so anti-girl rock and roll bands. I sell the whole package---looks, outfits, appearances and musical talents. Don't think these girls can't whack an axe, smash skins or rip up strings, they can. Just like the engineer down below, methinks you are coming at this from the musicians p.o.v. You are offended and effronted because you can't play your own or original music.

Well, my money, my sponsorship, my bat and ball, my rules. You don't like it, don't let that EXIT sign fall on your head on your way out to the parking lot. What is wrong with playing old style, old fashioned, british beer house style, stomp-kicking rock and roll, rockabilly, redneck rock, swing, even some Ludwig Van once in a while??? Why are you guys so against that.??--

Remember, the only real disposable income, per se, today is from the retired, retiring, baby boomer class that grew up with the Kinks, et all, 10 cc, procol harem, tull, Led, ACDC, and all points in between. I come at this totally from a consumer's point of view, not a musicians. And since I am the one who bankrolls all of this from top to bottom, there is one chief and the rest are Indians, I think you can deduce whom is whom???
#167304 by PaperDog
Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:33 am
1puredemure wrote:
PaperDog wrote:
There is a big difference between being the ringmaster and being the performers. I am the ringmaster. The only thing of concern is the bottom line--how much, how often we work, how often we are in the studio. Sex and sex appeal sells. Frankly, I could give a hoot about this Collingsworth. He, like you, is a musical idealist.


LOL Yeah That Collinsworth dude...He's an idealist for sure... "you Might say...hes a dreamer"... But seriously, what are you trying to sell...Music, or something that 'sounds' like it could have a music backing.. I can buy all the Mardi-Gras beads I need for less than a dollar a bag... Why are you selling Mardi-Gras beads from the studio?


At least you are much more civil than this idiot engineer guy below the tabs here. Why are you guys so anti-girl rock and roll bands. I sell the whole package---looks, outfits, appearances and musical talents. Don't think these girls can't whack an axe, smash skins or rip up strings, they can. Just like the engineer down below, methinks you are coming at this from the musicians p.o.v. You are offended and effronted because you can't play your own or original music.

Well, my money, my sponsorship, my bat and ball, my rules. You don't like it, don't let that EXIT sign fall on your head on your way out to the parking lot. What is wrong with playing old style, old fashioned, british beer house style, stomp-kicking rock and roll, rockabilly, redneck rock, swing, even some Ludwig Van once in a while??? Why are you guys so against that.??--

Remember, the only real disposable income, per se, today is from the retired, retiring, baby boomer class that grew up with the Kinks, et all, 10 cc, procol harem, tull, Led, ACDC, and all points in between. I come at this totally from a consumer's point of view, not a musicians. And since I am the one who bankrolls all of this from top to bottom, there is one chief and the rest are Indians, I think you can deduce whom is whom???


I am indeed civil, but don't let that fool you... I can twist a knife like a magician rolls a coin...with the best of them... And I can keep my smile when I do it... In all honesty, I can also get pretty base... But in this case , I prefer civility. I have to respect the prose....I believe you spanked the ever living crap out of that engineer, and his inflated ego will eventually feel it like a bad case of whiplash coupled with a hangover... In essence the sting of Bitch-slap is lost on him today... but not tomorrow...

I personally have no qualms whatsoever, with female RnR bands... Reminder: WANDA JACKSON is the real mother of Rock n roll and She has the respect of every true rock n roll musician in the industry. But when you say " the whole package..." how much of it really is the real music (and not the facsimile of it)?

I'm an artist... and painfully idealistic , artist... who one day will earn some money for my original work... Many others on this site are too...

Its not that you package 'females'...Its that you appear to be saying that you package females, for the sake of expressing Gender (Look ma! No broken nails) and less for the real art of rocknroll... I don't know of too many women at all, who can articulate rock n roll Like Little Richard (Tart as he is) , Chuck Berry, or Elvis. Its a tall order...

You can easily train any monkey to whack an axe, smash skins, rip up strings... Sorry, That's a different show... Its got nothing to do with the music itself.

Not saying that what you got is bad... Just saying that experienced musicians are hard-pressed to call it the real deal... They might be inclined to see it as a Vegas act (Which aint necessarily a bad thing, but it aint moving no mountains..)
#167436 by Starfish Scott
Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:49 pm
1puredemure wrote:
Yeah, I have my own security, and yes some of them are girls, big biker chicks and that is not b.s. My requirements are that they must have a felony record at least, and preferrably have done prison time. Why should I get my hands dirty playing handball with dirtbags like you, when I can allow the underlings to have some fun. These girls have stabbed, run contraband, ran illegals, one even has a manslaughter rap over her head. Now, where are these girls going to find legitimate work?? Who is going to hire them???

Yes, I'm arrogant, pompous, truculent, conceited, narcississtic as all hell , and those are my good qualities. The musician girls have their issues and baggage too. So, what is so damn wrong, what has you so damn hateful that you are so anti-girl musician and all girl band. If they go to the strip bar, they get the pimps and meth dealers. They work for us, they stay out of trouble for the most part. Plus, their parole/probation officers think its a noble concept too.

See, you are coming at this from an employee, not the employer. I have never twanged or banged or picked up an axe in my life. The only vocals I do is drunk kareoke nite. But I know the demographics, who has money, where they go and what type of music they want to listen to---what they listened to when they had full heads of hair, decent looks and no pot bellies.

Greedy???? You got some nerve. Your fifth grade level "color by numbers " paint set just arrived. The musicians want or pay for NOTHING. Studio time, promotions, flyers, radio, cable and newsprint ads are all paid for by me. They have run of my house and back yard and garage for practice. They bring me the receipts for gas/travel--any roadwork lodging is all paid for by?????? Me.

Know what a cash payroll is??? That means I pay their taxes out of my end and what they agreed to be paid, they get in full and in cash. So, take that greedy swipe and wipe your sloppy ass with it. Regarding reading your mind, that takes all of about five seconds, so don't flatter yourself. If you are the employee and I am taking the risk of your success, you will do exactly what I say, when I say it or you can miseltoe yourself underneath that red sign that says E-X-I-T.

Yes, I am an absolute and total control freak. They wear what I tell them to wear, they perform the tuneage I give them to learn, and they interact and relate with the audience the way I tell them to. My money, my bat and ball, my rules. What is so hard to comprehend?? You don't like my act because you don't like to be told what to do. If you ever held or currently have a steady job, I wonder how you take orders from your boss. There is one chief--me and the rest are Indians.

I know what sells and what the 40-65 crowd wants as that is where the money is today---what's left of it. Here you thought I was a musician or some kind of music maker or composer??? Hardly. They are the ying and I am their yang. They understand it and even like it. And if you don't like old fashioned, old style, british beer house rock-n-roll, country rock, rockabilly, swing and all the other offshoots, even some Ludwig Van once in a while, then go compose your own noise and find a group of five who can tolerate it.


Seriously???
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#167437 by Starfish Scott
Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:01 pm
1puredemure wrote:
Yeah, I have my own security, and yes some of them are girls, big biker chicks and that is not b.s. My requirements are that they must have a felony record at least, and preferrably have done prison time. Why should I get my hands dirty playing handball with dirtbags like you, when I can allow the underlings to have some fun. These girls have stabbed, run contraband, ran illegals, one even has a manslaughter rap over her head. Now, where are these girls going to find legitimate work?? Who is going to hire them???

Yes, I'm arrogant, pompous, truculent, conceited, narcississtic as all hell , and those are my good qualities. The musician girls have their issues and baggage too. So, what is so damn wrong, what has you so damn hateful that you are so anti-girl musician and all girl band. If they go to the strip bar, they get the pimps and meth dealers. They work for us, they stay out of trouble for the most part. Plus, their parole/probation officers think its a noble concept too.

See, you are coming at this from an employee, not the employer. I have never twanged or banged or picked up an axe in my life. The only vocals I do is drunk kareoke nite. But I know the demographics, who has money, where they go and what type of music they want to listen to---what they listened to when they had full heads of hair, decent looks and no pot bellies.

Greedy???? You got some nerve. Your fifth grade level "color by numbers " paint set just arrived. The musicians want or pay for NOTHING. Studio time, promotions, flyers, radio, cable and newsprint ads are all paid for by me. They have run of my house and back yard and garage for practice. They bring me the receipts for gas/travel--any roadwork lodging is all paid for by?????? Me.

Know what a cash payroll is??? That means I pay their taxes out of my end and what they agreed to be paid, they get in full and in cash. So, take that greedy swipe and wipe your sloppy ass with it. Regarding reading your mind, that takes all of about five seconds, so don't flatter yourself. If you are the employee and I am taking the risk of your success, you will do exactly what I say, when I say it or you can miseltoe yourself underneath that red sign that says E-X-I-T.

Yes, I am an absolute and total control freak. They wear what I tell them to wear, they perform the tuneage I give them to learn, and they interact and relate with the audience the way I tell them to. My money, my bat and ball, my rules. What is so hard to comprehend?? You don't like my act because you don't like to be told what to do. If you ever held or currently have a steady job, I wonder how you take orders from your boss. There is one chief--me and the rest are Indians.

I know what sells and what the 40-65 crowd wants as that is where the money is today---what's left of it. Here you thought I was a musician or some kind of music maker or composer??? Hardly. They are the ying and I am their yang. They understand it and even like it. And if you don't like old fashioned, old style, british beer house rock-n-roll, country rock, rockabilly, swing and all the other offshoots, even some Ludwig Van once in a while, then go compose your own noise and find a group of five who can tolerate it.


Do read this before you post it>? LOL

You basically validated all the bad stuff about you and your ilk.

I am not hateful about female bands. I just don't think very many of them are good. "Flyleaf, Paramore, The Donnas", that's what I like in a female band IMO are good.

You are staring out like a vaudeville act minus the vertical bacon sandwich, but I am sure that isn't far behind, right?

The minute you don't make any money, it's a nude review. lol

I just don't see any validity in any of what you are trying to do and that's fine. If I ever wanted to do you any damage, I don't think I could have done any better than what you just wrote by your own hand above.

The only way anyone would ever work for you if they had a half a brain and by the way you seem to be going, hiring women who really need a break even at the hands of a cretin like you.

I can smell their desperation and it's sad at best.

Send me your over-sized requirement(s) and we can all send you some Fredrick's of Hollywood for costumes because really that's your only draw, if that.

I'm sorry, I have just never been a strip club type guy and once you've seen some gash, you've seen it all. You just hope when you go to see music, you don't have to endure the dog and pony show. Especially if the dog and the pony are doing sexual stuff to each other. That's just without any virtue, kind like you in general.

Give my best to the ladies or woof-woof, nieegggghhhh..lol

#167847 by Starfish Scott
Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:28 pm
I wasn't going to add to this but my buddy just dropped a diamond. lol

He asked me, "who's the guy who sings that line "She's so fine, there's no telling where the money went"?

I said, "Robert Palmer"? Addicted to Love etc.

He said, "yeah, that's him".

He goes, "this guy is a shitty version of Robert Palmer that doesn't sing and wants to be a pimp when he grows up".

So I snarfed coffee all over the place again.

I think I may invest in nose plugs to keep the coffee in while I read these/talk to people in general.
#167871 by 1puredemure
Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:53 pm
Chief Engineer Scott wrote:I wasn't going to add to this but my buddy just dropped a diamond. lol

He asked me, "who's the guy who sings that line "She's so fine, there's no telling where the money went"?

I said, "Robert Palmer"? Addicted to Love etc.

He said, "yeah, that's him".

He goes, "this guy is a shitty version of Robert Palmer that doesn't sing and wants to be a pimp when he grows up".

So I snarfed coffee all over the place again.

So I will combine the last two entries of drivel from you into one succinct phrase-----even a bit of patrick swayze too----Well, everyone has their own opinion. And in your case, opinions are not only like assholes, you are the asshole.

I think I may invest in nose plugs to keep the coffee in while I read these/talk to people in general.

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