General Music Chat

I've finally made it, they say my stuff
is crap.

I'm gonna stay off the forum for awhile, this honesty
thing me and Mr Scott, are the o0nly ones that get it.

Let me introduce you to your new bandmix chum Dane,
he was a friend but has thrown me under the bus in a couple
of different bands, that's why he's never been in a band.
And most of you guys will say so what after this next
statement but here goes, Dane is a 6'5 or 6' weirdo who
stills lives with his Mom and Dad, who thinks he's even
close to the bussiness man I am. Since I live in a $300,000
house that's paid for, drive a new pickup(with the racing chip)
pulling a 14 ft covered rig, who only works when he wants to
and who has 4 kids, maybe 4 old ladies. Let's see Dane I've
known of you for 10 or 12 years, you've never been with a woman.
I've always tried to help the weird and socially castracized(it's a
character flaw), but Dane I"m thinking about going to work
about the 1st of March, you remember the lesson I gave old
gameleg in business, I'm going to give it to you, get your
ducks in order while I show you how I'll make you pay, and
the funny thing is you know it, and I'll be sure to tell everybody
there, it's going to be fun, but your use to being laughed at.

I'll be back

Oh yeah Joseph 6 I made it 28 seconds into the 1st tired
song on your player, you and the band need to wake up.

I respect everyone on here but Dane and Paperdog I'm
going to ignore you, a 1st for me.

WOW!
I thought I was an azz whole.[/b]

"Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya..."




C'mon. You guys gotta admit this is fun. Look, a while back we had a couple of guys (although I'm not entirely convinced that it wasn't the same guy with different profiles) that really got under my skin. Anybody remember what you folks told me about getting angry? You told me I was an idiot. Personal attacks on the internet are a fallacy. I don't know this guy and he doesn't know me. And I couldn't care less what he has to say. I come to this site (and have come back) because I know that there are good people here and the is a lot of knowledge and shared experiences to be obtained. If he wants to come on here and rattle off empty threats and try to smear people he knows nothing about, let him.
Why's he so angry? Who knows. Maybe he's lost his job, maybe it's Alzheimer's, maybe he mad that I'm banging his mom. Who cares??!!

Lynard, when you are done with your tantrum, go to your room-no dessert until you learn to behave. It's time for the big boys to have a conversation. No doubt you'll have some (alleged) wise-ass comment to come back with...knock yourself out. You've already proven that your an idiot, no need to hold back now.

POKE POKE! (I'm sorry, I just can't help myself). Run! Angry bear!

I respect everyone on here but Dane and Paperdog I'm
going to ignore you, a 1st for me.

Respect? HA! You wouldn't know what respect was if it kicked you in your vagina... A real man don't go around stabbing folks in the back. As far as I am concerned, you're a spineless little weasel...

Tell you what, Lynard, You can press the ignore button all you want, but you'll have to actually grow a set to " ignore " me... Yeh bro...I know you are reading this anyway... ...That's how predictable and desparate for validation you are, buddy! (Can You say "Transparent"?)

As for your 300K house...Thanks for your fiscal report and Welcome to idiots-ville.! You actually believe your little 300k house impresses anyone? News Flash! 300k doesn't buy sh*t anymore... Stop embarrassing yourself... You own a cracker-box...compared to what real money makers own. Stop pretending to be something you aren't, poser! And nobody gives a sh*t about your dumb ass truck...

Yeah Lynard, It sucks to be you, don't it? Perhaps some someday , you'll grow up and be a real man... So, do yourself and your family a big favor and get you stupid ass over to the AA and work that program... It'll be the best thing you ever did for "somebody else" for once in your pot infested life.

Chief Engineer Scott,

You have said that I suprise you in a recent post, but man... you've been a great surprise lately.
I don't poke my head in here on a regular basis like I used to, so I'm not sure when you started to shine - but I remember the old Scotty.
I didn't have a problem with the old Scott - in fact I used you once or twice as an imaginary person to pummel in a couple of my meltdowns on here - because I knew that you would just spit your coffee everywhere and laugh at me.
A lot like trying to intimidate a polar bear.

The old scotty would only have a few simple reactions to Lynard.
1) Ignore him
2) Laugh his ass off, and them mercilessly slam him at every chance in the forum.

Or, if the right nerve was touched:
3) Drive to missouri, find him, and teach him the meaning of pain.

Lynard,
To quote a Clint Eastwood movie on behalf of both Scott and Mr Kung Fu, "Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have f**k with? That's me."

Be grateful for the fact that this is just the internet.


Scotty,
You are shining as a person and as a music maker.
It has gone from me listening to one little snippet you had on your profile that was barely discernable to me, to you putting out these interesting pieces of art.
I think you should keep the momentum going and put out a CD.
...And if you do, I think your latest one has to be on it. In whatever form of finished product you end up with.

X2!!!


Well said, GtZip!

I just generally realize that I don't know how to behave with people.
Fighting is simple enough.
The rest is complicated.

Music is easy in comparison. Life and all that other stuff, I don't understand like the rest of you. It's a mystery to me. I learn new things every day, much to my own dismay.

Lynard obviously has history with Dane.
This is a sore spot.

I feel bad for both of them. Something has transpired here that is serious enough to make Lynard act out of character.

Let's say I can relate to this.

This is one of these deals where one of the aforementioned parties may attack the other on sight.

~

I refuse to be anyone's downfall, intentional or otherwise.

And I am not shining, that's just the sun gleaming off of your sun glasses.

If we made you feel something by playing something that you liked, then whatever it took, it was worth it to me.

If you don't feel anything in this game we call music, you are done before you started.

Thank you for your kind words, I am sure I don't deserve them but I thank you in any case.

X2!!!


Well said, GtZip!

X3! It's a pleasant shocker.

Lynard I "Aint Yo Mama"!

what to heck brought all of this on

Lynard I credit you with getting me off my ass a little bit this weekend, I dusted off the ole recorder, got the manuals out, but i didnt get anything recorded, it seems Ive loaded the hard drive up previously and just need to download it to another medium or erase it, there some kinda cool sh*t on there, I did this thing with Dio in mind, not that it sounds like him, but I forgot I did it.

Have a good un Lynard and keep working on those guitar tones and mixes! One clean guitar track side by side with a dirty track trumps two dirty tracks anyday, and bring up the mids on your lead tracks, they will stand out a little more.

Is that Glen Tipton or KK Downing from Judas Priest in your Avatar?

These guys sound a little like Dio, Judas Priest and Iron Maiden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlyg6PLB7F8