General Music Chat

Dear CRACKY,
I was recently driving down the road, minding my own business. I was just coming home from an open MIC night that was giving away free shots to any players. Can you believe it, A building just jumped out in front of me. OUT OF NO WHERE.

Any way my lawyers are still trying to figure out if I should bring legal action against the owners for putting a stupid building right in the way like that, or the construction company workers that built it, or the town for all the permits they collected on. I want to blame the gas station and the car manufacturer. I mean c'mon even the cops said I only blew a .43.

Help me here Cracky,, what do you think?

(just kidding) But I like this cracky thing. Could be fun.

Dear Cracky,

If my wife gives my best friend a blow job, is that considered cheating?

Thanks,
Grant

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Dear Grant,,, Hell yes that's cheating... Everybody else has to 'pay'

Have great day,

Cracky

Dog you really are killing me, no way I could keep up with this humor, just cancelled all work for the next week , I'm laughing so hard. Oh Damn!!

Dear Cracky,

I was shopping around today for a cologne. Every fragrance I tried just makes it seem like my wife is gonna think I've been at the whore houses... What can I do about this?

Thanks,

Grant

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Dear Grant.. Not sure what to tell You. If it were me, I could get away with just about any of the colognes, since my wife doesn't know what a whorehouse smells like...

Have a nice day.

Cracky

Dear CRACKY,
I was recently driving down the road, minding my own business. I was just coming home from an open MIC night that was giving away free shots to any players. Can you believe it, A building just jumped out in front of me. OUT OF NO WHERE.

Any way my lawyers are still trying to figure out if I should bring legal action against the owners for putting a stupid building right in the way like that, or the construction company workers that built it, or the town for all the permits they collected on. I want to blame the gas station and the car manufacturer. I mean c'mon even the cops said I only blew a .43.

Help me here Cracky,, what do you think?

Dear GlenJ
Shame on the cops for making you blow a .43, Especially in light of what the lawyers and the Judge will be doing to you shortly.

Have a nice Day

Cracky

George that was hilarious.


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