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#154276 by PaperDog
Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:35 am
Dear Cracky,

For weeks I have suspected that my girlfriend was seeing some one else. Finally Last Saturday, after she turned me down for our favorite brunch (my treat no less) I broke down and decided to spy on her. I pulled up and parked about a block away from her house and went on foot up to her neighbors House. Actually I hid behind a parked car on the curb. I waited for a few minutes, and sure enough, my deepest suspicions were revealed. Some guy pulled up in front of her house. A few moments later she came trotting out and they got into his car and drove off... As I was watching this from behind the parked car, I happened to notice , up by the fender of the car, there was some kind of oil running from what appeared to be the shock absorber. It got me thinking... So, My question is....should I go with Michelin Shocks or the Bilstein shocks for the old Thunderbird I'm rebuilding?

Thanks,

PaperDog

#154281 by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:50 am
The more you write,, the more I like you Dog.

WTFAYTA? Pronounced watfaeyta.

Now you can ask me what is WTFAYTA?

It translates to basically WDYDT,,,FHBOANM.

Go with the cheap shocks, same as a cheap date, you basically get the same thing when you are dealing with low mileage. Warning!!! Hi Mileage wears out the rubber. EEEER,,,, Rubbers. :lol:

#154284 by PaperDog
Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:05 am
GlenJ wrote:The more you write,, the more I like you Dog.

WTFAYTA? Pronounced watfaeyta.

Now you can ask me what is WTFAYTA?

It translates to basically WDYDT,,,FHBOANM.

Go with the cheap shocks, same as a cheap date, you basically get the same thing when you are dealing with low mileage. Warning!!! Hi Mileage wears out the rubber. EEEER,,,, Rubbers. :lol:


OK, I'm askin ..what is WTFAYTA.. My crazy mind comes up with a hundred variations... :D

#154288 by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:42 am
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Internet speak for ,,,what the flock you talkin' about.

Your a cool dude Dog.

#154289 by PaperDog
Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:41 am
GlenJ wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

Internet speak for ,,,what the flock you talkin' about.

Your a cool dude Dog.


8) :oops:

#154291 by Slacker G
Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:01 am
I heard a version of that a couple of years ago on another forum and thought it was pretty funny then too. Thanks for reminding me. :)

#154301 by KLUGMO
Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:26 am
I would upgrade myself. Maybe one of those foreign jobs or
a Cadilac.
If you're gonna wearout shocks, you might as well be in
something that you look good in.[/b]

#154303 by fisherman bob
Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:17 am
Dear Cracky,

There's 2 1/2 billion women in the world (or something like that)

IRDGAFF

Should I feel guilty about NGAFF?

Sincerely,

Studmuffin fb

#154319 by Lynard Dylan
Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:25 pm
Michelins always the better stuff.

#154333 by PaperDog
Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:23 pm
DEAR CRACKY,

IT will soon be Valentines day again... Why Do I feel so unhappy on that day.. Isn't it supposed to invoke the sentiment of passion and romance? If so, where is my 'soul mate?

Thanks

Grant.

====
Dear Grant,

The answer is obvious, isn't it? There is no such thing as a soul mate... and Valentines day is just a mockery of all the lonely people. - Have a great day now.


Cracky

#154353 by gbheil
Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:12 pm
Dear Cracky

I recently observed my neighbor's wife sun bathing in the nude as I was looking out my bathroom window.

While I was masturbating I noticed my wife was watching me.

What I need to know is ...


Does this mean my wife is a pervert ??

#154378 by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:27 am
BAHWAHAHA TO INFINITY.

Just too funny.

#154379 by J-HALEY
Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:35 am
What Glen said to the power of 10! :lol: :lol: :lol:

#154384 by PaperDog
Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:40 am
Dear Cracky,

If my wife gives my best friend a blow job, is that considered cheating?

Thanks,
Grant

======

Dear Grant,,, Hell yes that's cheating... Everybody else has to 'pay'

Have great day,

Cracky

#154400 by gbheil
Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:07 pm
:lol:

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