General Music Chat

‘Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of (poo) by the clean end.’

- Definition contest at Melbourne University.

I heard to make the national emblem more politically correct Obama is changing it from the eagle to the condom, it more accurately reflects the gov'ts political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.