General Music Chat

I just heard of these new shoes called "Scalers." If you stop moving for more than 60 seconds, they display your weight!

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck ... if he had arms?

Got the hind quarter deboned & hand-hammered, & it's soaking in Merlot. The stuffing is made & cooling. I'm waiting on bacon to wrap these venison rolls in, & I'll be cooking them in Merlot & beef broth. When done, I'll cut them into pinwheels & serve 'em up.

The pres pardoned the turkey, so I'm cooking DEER.

Wish me luck, I've never tried this kinda stuff nefore...

Never heard of a Turkey pardoning a Turkey before.

YEA DEER!

Tell the Turkey to go home..the deer is near.. lol

Sent my wife to Cox's to get me a seersucker hat.
She went to Sears and bought me a coxsuckers hat.

The spice has been playing with my conscience.

Tupac is overrated. Ballet thugs can't claim to be street.

A guy bought a big farm out in the country. The day he moved in, right after he got settled, he was sitting on his porch, & this huge pickup truck came screaming into his driveway & screeched to a stop. A huge farmer got out, & walked up & shook his hand, saying,
"Howdy, neighbor! My name's Bill, & I just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood."
"Well, thanks, Bill. That's right friendly," said the man.
"My pleasure," Bill said. "Hey, listen. The reason I drove out here is that I'm throwing a party this Saturday night, & I'd really like you to come. It's gonna be a doozy! There'll be eatin' & drinkin' & f*ckin' & fightin'...I tell ya, it's gonna be GREAT!"
"Sounds good," said the man. "What should I wear?"
"It don't matter none," Bill said. "It's just gonna be you & me."

I do got a friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots his self in the leg with his own gun. I did get jumped by all six of you chumps.

We had a PresIdent with marbles in his mouth.
Now we have one with stitches.

I guess all black men can't jump.

STICKMASTERS Quote Of The Year:

"She left me! I can't blame her. I'd leave me, too, if I were me."

Kids shouldn't be out there havin premarital sex: it could lead to dancin.

Whaddya mean lost? I know exactly where I am, I'm RIGHT HERE...

Why do I drive way out here to view the wildlife when all the animals live in town???

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup???

Ummm...looks like the backstroke, sir.

I finally got it all together, now if I could just remember where I put it...