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#130991 by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:10 am
Ya know Phil, this is what I have been screaming about. This is government abuse at it's finest.

People are basically being strip searched to fly on private/public transportation.

Meanwhile, our borders are wide open ,in the south and the north, and the real threat is not the 2 year old girl getting patted down, but the illegal that is going to be able to smuggle a dirty bomb into NY because we are so busy screening our fellow countrymen.

The next time I fly a com. airline, I am just going to walk in stark raving naked and let them go through all my luggage while I stand there with a full woody because it could go off at anytime. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HEY I want a female TSA agent to feel me up!

#130992 by fisherman bob
Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:49 am
Speaking of full woodies the TSA's have a device which apparently can detect faggots. Only gay TSA men carry one. It's called a fagometer and pops up when another gay man walks through security. They carry fagometers in their pants...

#131000 by Hayden King
Sun Nov 21, 2010 5:51 am
fisherman bob wrote:Speaking of full woodies the TSA's have a device which apparently can detect faggots. Only gay TSA men carry one. It's called a fagometer and pops up when another gay man walks through security. They carry fagometers in their pants...



LMMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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#131010 by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:31 pm
Some of you understand the complete nonsense that we are being put through.

Bob you are a great musician and even more you understand how ridiculous some of this crap is. Kudos!!

#131014 by Stringdancer
Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:27 pm
fisherman bob wrote:Speaking of full woodies the TSA's have a device which apparently can detect faggots. Only gay TSA men carry one. It's called a fagometer and pops up when another gay man walks through security. They carry fagometers in their pants...


How long before the TSA Implements lesbianmeters?

#131015 by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:33 pm
Next week.

#131017 by fisherman bob
Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:04 pm
GlenJ wrote:Some of you understand the complete nonsense that we are being put through.

Bob you are a great musician and even more you understand how ridiculous some of this crap is. Kudos!!
Thanks for the compliment. I started rehearsing with a very young guitar player named Alexander who is thinking about calling his band Alexander & the Greats. I told him I wasn't sure if I'm great but I might be pretty damn good. He should call the band Alexander and the Pretty Damn Goods...

#131023 by philbymon
Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:38 pm
Eh...I think the song is pretty clever, & describes our plight with our invasive gov't's techniques in dealing with its citizenry pretty accurately.

I've read that there will be a database of every photo taken, too. Perhaps they'll combine these pics with the health care program, & inform you of the mandatory steps to be taken if you should start to gain weight...or add an "extra weight tax" onto the cost of your travel ticket.

I can only imagine all of those GS-8 pay grades looking through the database for thrills...

#131037 by Stringdancer
Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:25 pm
Lol, it hit the spot there's nothing better than satire to make a point this one does the job.

#131038 by Black57
Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:36 pm
philbymon wrote:Eh...I think the song is pretty clever, & describes our plight with our invasive gov't's techniques in dealing with its citizenry pretty accurately.

I've read that there will be a database of every photo taken, too. Perhaps they'll combine these pics with the health care program, & inform you of the mandatory steps to be taken if you should start to gain weight...or add an "extra weight tax" onto the cost of your travel ticket.

I can only imagine all of those GS-8 pay grades looking through the database for thrills...


Ughh, I thought it was down right clever until you see the little boy. Thank goodness that didn't come up until the end.

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