General Music Chat

it's hotter than a Tijuana crack whore in here

I thought I was getting Alzheimer's but it turned out to be part timers

blow me

Twist me one up. (I never forgot that old one! I might hafta start that up again!)

It's half of one, six dozen of the other. (yeah...I meant it)

"Watch out for the stop sign!"
"What stop sign?"
"The one under the f*ckin' TRUCK!"

I don't use condoms, honey. I'm on the patch!

DIBBITZ!

This is really good wine. Know how you can tell? Here, sniff the cap.

sexual harass has a whole different meaning for deep south rednecks.
(sound it out as you'd usually say it)

When carbonization of one's acouterment is eminent, one must not absquatulate...

that's not my finger

(from that old Joe Isuzu commercial)
"That's okay, buddy. I can't say Chevwoway!"

(quoted from a local weatherman)
:The wind is moving in this type of direction, here..."

(a local DC commercial)
"Come to Mr Ray's Hair Weave & we'll take YEARS off your life!"

"Come to Mr Ray's Hair Weave & we'll take YEARS off your life!"

That sounds like a threat.

"God's a kid with an ant farm, he isn't planning anything."

I think that's Bruce Willis from 12 monkeys, but not sure. I know I have the movie on VHS...I've heard that line many times.

"You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you came light. A four man crew for me? f**k insulting. But the worst mistake you made... empty gun rack."

From Riddick. Is it Vin Diesel? Can't be sure of his name.

"I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun."

Again I can't remember the actor's name, but it's another Bruce Willis movie, 5th Element. That's the bad guy of the movie talking, about a fancy weapon he just sold the other bad guys, just before one of them decides to press the little red button...

I have no idea where the other quote came from.

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I call it "Lick My Love Pump"...

I your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down.

I suffer from optorectumitis...that's when the colon is connected to the optic nerve and it gives you a sh*tty outlook on life...

Look ma, there's a plane up in the sky.

"God's a kid with an ant farm, he isn't planning anything."

Keanu Reeves in "Constantine."

"You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you came light. A four man crew for me? f**k insulting. But the worst mistake you made... empty gun rack."

From Riddick? Never saw it.

"I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun."

Gary Oldman.

I call it "Lick My Love Pump"...

Christopher Guest "This Is Spinal Tap"

Constantine. Right you are, my bad. I was thinking it was a Willis quote...Good movie too.

I'm just gonna do some of my favorite movie quotes - you get points if you can guess the movie.


1. "God's a kid with an ant farm, he isn't planning anything."

2. "My momma always told me never to put off for tomorrow people you can kill today."

3. "The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I."

4. "You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you came light. A four man crew for me? f**k insulting. But the worst mistake you made... empty gun rack."

5. "I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun."

Chaeya

Krul, you got me because I haven't watched too many tv shows in a long time. And unless I completely OD on the movie, like I have the ones above, I'm pretty good at remembering lines.

1. Yes, Keanu Reeves from "Constantine."

2. Dennis Quaid as Doc Holiday from "Wyatt Earp" - which IMO kicks Tombstone in the ass. My other favorite line is "y'all can kiss my rebel dick!" Classic.

3. Clive Owen in "Sin City."

4. Yes, Vin Diesel in "The Chronicles of Riddick" - one of my favorite films.

5. Bruce Willis in "The Fifth Element" - another one of my favorites.

We played this on another board and it was fun.

Chaeya

So, after years of nagging by the media & many of my more liberal friends, I finally got in touch with my feminine side...

...now I can't stop TOUCHING it!

Had a close encounter with a skunk last night. He's been sleeping in front of my neighbor's door, in a bed made for a local stray cat. The neighbor has been unwittingly feeding the thing too. If you think a black cat crossing your path is bad luck, I wonder what a skunk crossing within two feet constitutes as.

The sucker sprayed in front of our door a week ago. The stench has miraculously faded away.

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in my town.
I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,
but at least they drive slowly past schools.