I've been looking for work, & I got a line on a job out at FedEx. Just applied.
They asked me if I'd ever been convicted. I said yeah, a cpl misdemeanors - two traffic violations & a pot possession charge back in '79.
They won't hire me cuzza stuff that happened THIRTY-ONE YEARS AGO!
I remember that event well. There were 5 cops came up to me while I was being processed, & when they found out how much I had, said they'd have just dumped it out & sent me on my way. But not the a$$hole I got. Oh, NO! I got some Dudley Doright jerkwad who had to ruinate me 31 frikken years later.
If it wasn't for bad luck...right?
I'd like to see that guy someday again, to thank him for everything....
They asked me if I'd ever been convicted. I said yeah, a cpl misdemeanors - two traffic violations & a pot possession charge back in '79.
They won't hire me cuzza stuff that happened THIRTY-ONE YEARS AGO!
I remember that event well. There were 5 cops came up to me while I was being processed, & when they found out how much I had, said they'd have just dumped it out & sent me on my way. But not the a$$hole I got. Oh, NO! I got some Dudley Doright jerkwad who had to ruinate me 31 frikken years later.
If it wasn't for bad luck...right?
I'd like to see that guy someday again, to thank him for everything....
SMILE - it's the safest way to spread your cheeks!







