General Music Chat

I guess I'm kinda childish like that Bob.
You have to remember what I do or a living.
Humans are really all the same at that basic level you know.
The good thing is I can fart in the hall and blame the smell on the patients.

First rule of Nursing ... don't fart in the medication room.

Can certain meds absorb flatus? And would that reduce their effectiveness?

Actually I have used a chlorophyll product to remove the foul odor from patients stool whom have colostomies.
The higher the gastric colostomy occurs the more acidic and the worse it smells.
The chlorophyll product really works well.

The digestive process effects many different classes of medications differently.

Take my thyroid hormone for instance. I have to take it on an empty stomach or it won't be absorbed.

As far as the actual flatus is concerned, that probably has little or no effect on the medications. Though simeticone will reduce gas.

Perhaps they should make everyone who works around medications wear charcoal lined Mylar pantaloons just ot be on the safe side...

I like chocolate!

I like chocolate!

I wonder how goat smells coming out the brown eye

I like chocolate!

I wonder how goat smells coming out the brown eye

Like a combination of mule deer and whatever was left in peoples trash cans, and or what was left at their camp sites.
With a touch of Philby.

Tales of the "Barking Spider"

"Speak to me, oh Toothless One!"

Sorry didnt know you could smell it from over there LOL!

Funny I was in a banking teleconference call earlier and was listening and doing some work and farted! It was one of those kinds that sneaks up on you and was loud as hell! The conversation got really quiet for a few moments. The guy giving the little presentation says "May I continue now?"

At a first meeting with some folk whom are now old dear friends, as we sat drank & smoked talking small talk about this and that my friends husband sneezed. and In his attempt to suppress said sneeze ripped one as JW said loud as hell.

We all sat in silence for what seemed like 5 minutes when all of a sudden his wife teetered a little laugh as she began to turn red trying to hold it back. At that point he whole room roared with laughter.

Laughing and farting at the same time is unavoidable...and embarrassing. High school was the easiest place to get caught. Those cupled plastic chairs really gave any rip a good boost to compliment the reverb provided by the acoustics of the classroom.

Farts seemed to "phase out" in community college.

My wife's favorite joke:

Why don't single women fart ?


Because they don't have their asshole yet.