General Music Chat

If they had ours I would not have had to walk out of class with my books in front of me so often on those long hot after lunch classes.

I've been told that I should try and become a comedian. I thought about that and would bill myself as O. Howard Hertz, The World's Funniest Man...

Ever done any stand up Bob.

Friend of mine entered on of those funny house wife competition thingys.

Did not do too bad either.

Always kept me LMAO at work.

Ever done any stand up Bob.

Friend of mine entered on of those funny house wife competition thingys.

Did not do too bad either.

Always kept me LMAO at work.

On some of my band gigs I've told some jokes. It would be fun to do stand up. I've thought about it often. I've got a bunch of really stupid jokes that some people would laugh at. Might be worth a try...

I came back in here looking to see if anyone had actually posted a medical breakthrough, cuz I could sure use one tonight.

I'm sick as a dog!

I came back in here looking to see if anyone had actually posted a medical breakthrough, cuz I could sure use one tonight.

I'm sick as a dog!

There's an herbal product called Bio Vegetarian that cures just about anything. I take it at the slightest hint of illness. It is anti viral, anti-bacterial, and anti-fungal. Has no side effects, all natural. The stuff is amazing. Hopefully you'll get well soon. Maybe you ate too much of that stuff you posted about on here.

Nah...this hasta be a bug going around. I just nursed the wife through it yesterday.

Where did ya find that stuff Phil? It looks like something you would read out of the World Weekly News.

You guys do know what the World Weekly News newspaper is...anyone? Hint: The B-Movies reading of the Enquirer.

Krul, I try not to suffer from insomnia, but to use it, somehow.

I wrote that in the middle of the other night...

That's pretty creative Phil. Maybe you ought to try out that insomnia and see what kind of lyrics you can throw down. You could probably make up something pretty freaky.

Most musicians want to be comedians, just like most comedians are frustrated musicians. Unfortunately most are neither.