Sarcasm, Cap...I don't dress to compliment my burgundy bass, or my bronze Dano, or my spruce-top Dean, either. (& before you say it...no, I don't often take the Dano out of the case - I use the black on black Strat most often)
I'm not very good at color-coordination. See, I have this red/green problem, cuz I'm a lil bit color blind, so I solve the problem by wearing multi-colored daishikis all the time.
If I had gold-plated amps that sounded like poop, I might just go ahead & lug 'em out to show 'em off, but I'd prolly be using the good stuff, hidden in the wings or something. I doubt I'd do it more than once, though, cuz that'd be a lot of heavy sh*t, wouldn't it?
One of the coolest things I ever did in a band, though, was to HIDE most of the equipment with sheets of fabric draped everywhere, along with a cool backdrop. It looked like a 60's TV studio set.
SMILE - it's the safest way to spread your cheeks!
