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How the Religions of the World deal with... Sh*t

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#121440 by Tronix
Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:58 am
They forgot Baptists...cannot believe sh*t could have happened, because the Bible doesn't specifically say sh*t happened. :lol:

#121442 by CraigMaxim
Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:27 am
Tronix wrote:They forgot Baptists...cannot believe sh*t could have happened, because the Bible doesn't specifically say sh*t happened. :lol:



:lol: :lol: :lol:

#121447 by philbymon
Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:53 am
The ever-optimistic buddhist actually says:

"That is not sh*t, grasshopper. It is fertilizer! Now go & put it on the carrots in the garden. Then carry the water. Then count the stones. Then practice, practice, practice....Then eat this grain of rice, & begin again."

#121464 by Krul
Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:02 pm
Been racking my brain trying to come up with something about Mormons. Does anyone here think they can come up with a phrase for those guys?

#121466 by CraigMaxim
Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:06 pm


Kruliosis wrote:
Been racking my brain trying to come up with something about Mormons. Does anyone here think they can come up with a phrase for those guys?





How about...


"Sh*t happens, so our full length underwear has more than just a spiritual purpose!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Craig Maxim wrote:
How about...


"Sh*t happens, so our full length underwear has more than just a spiritual purpose!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:




On second thought... they have to wear that same pair of underwear for LIFE, so that would just be nasty! :shock:

Any other suggestions? :wink:

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#121468 by jimmydanger
Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:11 pm
Or maybe: Sh*t happens, especially when you have four wives.


For agnostics: It's possible sh*t happens, but we don't have enough information to make a definitive call and probably never will. Anyone who says they know for sure that sh*t happens is just full of sh*t.

#121470 by jimmydanger
Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:18 pm
Thought you might like that Craig.

We Agnostics have fence sitting down to a science.

#121474 by philbymon
Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:47 pm
LMAO

#121484 by Hayden King
Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:32 pm
oh hell I hafta steal this one!

#121505 by Chaeya
Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:17 pm
Mormons - sh*t doesn't happen in Utah because we own everything there anyway, and when it does, we have enough wives to handle it.

#121517 by gbheil
Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:43 pm
If sh*t happens we'll just hire somebody to kill it. ( historical perspective )

#121521 by Chaeya
Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:18 pm
sanshouheil wrote:If sh*t happens we'll just hire somebody to kill it. ( historical perspective )


Yeah despite the US's way: If sh*t happens we'll just find someone to blame it on and then keep talking about it until some better sh*t happens.

#121526 by gbheil
Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:57 pm
True. We love our distractions.

They could have nuked New York when Michael Jackson died.
And we would have never heard about ... the bomb.
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