gtZip wrote:Well you know, Gorillas were thought to be a myth for some time by our enlightened western world.
I hear they also feel the same about God.
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gtZip wrote:Well you know, Gorillas were thought to be a myth for some time by our enlightened western world.
Gitfidl wrote:I have seen them .. but not in the woods. Often they ride the red trolley. You see them in crosswalks downtown. Sometimes they are working on the road. They have faces like a human but their knuckles drag on the ground and they never take a bath. The hair can be green or orange or purple or all three .. even pink. They do wear clothes but they don't change them.
They weigh upwards of 300 lbs and have the shape of an Al Capp Schmoo but for all the hair. Pear shaped. The can survive on Whoppers and Tacos .. and have a language of grunting ..
Gitfidl wrote:I have seen them .. but not in the woods. Often they ride the red trolley. You see them in crosswalks downtown. Sometimes they are working on the road. They have faces like a human but their knuckles drag on the ground and they never take a bath. The hair can be green or orange or purple or all three .. even pink. They do wear clothes but they don't change them.Some of them wear bizarre pants. I can't tell if their shorts are too long or their pants are too short. And some of them have their weird pants hiked down their butts a little too far, thus showing their underwear (some don't wear underwear). And some of their underwear unfortunately have ugly brown stains on them...
They weigh upwards of 300 lbs and have the shape of an Al Capp Schmoo but for all the hair. Pear shaped. The can survive on Whoppers and Tacos .. and have a language of grunting ..
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