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philbymon wrote:How many moles does it take to fill a pint jar of mole-asses?
Why aren't the animal rights' activists upset about it?
What do they do with the rest of the mole?
I just busted out laughing when I read this.
I know what they do with the rest of the mole, BTW. They put it right on my face!!!
Mary, that was part of an old bit I did when I was trying to be a comedian, back in the 70's.
I wasn't very funny, I guess, but I sure had fun trying!
I tried being a bit surreal, always jumping around from subject to subject, & place to place on stage...think Robin Williams on 'ludes, cuz I wasn't nearly as quick-witted as he is!
I wasn't very funny, I guess, but I sure had fun trying!
I tried being a bit surreal, always jumping around from subject to subject, & place to place on stage...think Robin Williams on 'ludes, cuz I wasn't nearly as quick-witted as he is!
SMILE - it's the safest way to spread your cheeks!
If you had everything, where would you put it?
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each had a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two and a half, are you sure they went up there for water???
If the plural of goose is geese, would the plural of moose be meese?
The plural of mouse is mice, why shouldn't the plural of house be hice?
Why don't school buses have seat belts?
Why do guys spend 3 hours lifting weights and doing pushups, then close the garage door with a remote control?
Why the hell do the weather guys always give you the temperature at the airport? Nobody lives there...
But the most ridiculous question is the one never asked. How the hell do you ever learn if you don't ask the damn question???
George - Don't ponder the vagaries of reality, feed the machine more socks!
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each had a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two and a half, are you sure they went up there for water???
If the plural of goose is geese, would the plural of moose be meese?
The plural of mouse is mice, why shouldn't the plural of house be hice?
Why don't school buses have seat belts?
Why do guys spend 3 hours lifting weights and doing pushups, then close the garage door with a remote control?
Why the hell do the weather guys always give you the temperature at the airport? Nobody lives there...
But the most ridiculous question is the one never asked. How the hell do you ever learn if you don't ask the damn question???
George - Don't ponder the vagaries of reality, feed the machine more socks!
I'm a member of the BOMB SQUAD.
If you see me running, better catch up!
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If you see me running, better catch up!
http://billy-griffis-jr.artistwebsites.com/
Thought about this thread last night and thought of a couple more.
Why is it people set up garage sales but nobody ever wants to sell a garage???
Have you ever seen a flea market that actually sells fleas???
Why is it people set up garage sales but nobody ever wants to sell a garage???
Have you ever seen a flea market that actually sells fleas???
I'm a member of the BOMB SQUAD.
If you see me running, better catch up!
http://billy-griffis-jr.artistwebsites.com/
If you see me running, better catch up!
http://billy-griffis-jr.artistwebsites.com/
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