General Music Chat

I shoulda labelled this one 'An Email Tale.' I like it, though.



Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.

At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt (the manager) to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished, Mary asked, 'How much for that faucet?'

Walt replied, 'Because it's pewter, it costs $300.00.'

'My goodness that sure is a lot', Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy and Walt went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'

Mary shouted back, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'





This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.

Oh my, you do have a sense of humor. God Bless America.

Now that's funny !

OK I'll add a joke to a joke thread...good one by the way phil...

Little Johnny...no it's not a dirty Little Johnny joke...

Grew up out on the sticks on a farm. They had a decent little house bu the bathroom was a little outhouse down by the creek. In the summer it was hot and stinky, in the winter cold and stinky...Little Johnny HATED that outhouse and vowed one day he would dispose of it.

One day when he was around 12, Little Johnny walked down to the creek and there sat the despised outhouse...He just couldn't stand it any more so he pushed and pushed and finally sent it tumbling down into the creek and watched as it floated away.

Not surprisingly, his father was not happy that evening and asked about the outhouse. Little Johnny took the high road and admitted pushing it over, whereupon his father decided it was time to discuss the matter "out behind the woodshed"...

Little Johnny knew what that was all about and made the observation that George Washington didn't get into trouble when he admitted chopping down the cherry tree.

His father said,

"When George Washington chopped down the cherry tree, his father was not IN IT!"...

Great Paleo.