SMILE - it's the safest way to spread your cheeks!
People are basically being strip searched to fly on private/public transportation.
Meanwhile, our borders are wide open ,in the south and the north, and the real threat is not the 2 year old girl getting patted down, but the illegal that is going to be able to smuggle a dirty bomb into NY because we are so busy screening our fellow countrymen.
The next time I fly a com. airline, I am just going to walk in stark raving naked and let them go through all my luggage while I stand there with a full woody because it could go off at anytime.
HEY I want a female TSA agent to feel me up!



