I AM NOT A PREMIER BANDMIX MEMBER THEREFORE THE FEW SKIN WHACKERS WHO HAVE "VIEWED" MY PROFILE (DID THEY EVEN BOTHER TO LISTEN TO THE TWO DETOX DEAN SONGS OR NOTICE I INCLUDED MY EMAIL ADDRESS?) ARE OUT OF REACH. JUDGING BY THE LACK OF AUDIO ON THEIR PLAYER AND RATHER VAGUE "NOW SEEKING" I'M PROBABLY NOT MISSING ANYTHING. SORRY, NO OFFENSE TO THOSE DRUMMERS OUT THERE WHO ARE PROFESSIONAL, RELIABLE, PASSIONATE AND ADDICTED TO THEIR INSTRUMENT (DOES THIS VIOLATE ALL LAWS OF KNOWN PHYSICS IN GENERAL?). OKAY, I KNOW I SOUND VERY CYNICAL. WELL LOOKA' HERE BUBBA: I AM HALF THE BATTLE MYSELF, AND YES, I MEET ALL THE CRITERIA MENTIONED ABOVE. I'M A LEAD VOCALIST, GUITARIST, SONGWRITER, MASTER OF THE BOSS DR 670 AND KORG D1600 DIGITAL STUDIO (LISTEN TO THE BANDMIX SONGS, ITS ALL ME). NOW I HAVE A BASS PLAYER FROM CROATIA WHO IS CHOMPING AT THE BIT TO GET OUT THERE AND PLAY. I WOULD IF THE CLUB OWNER CONSIDERED US A "BAND" - BUT HE SAY "YOU GUYS NEED A DRUMMER, THEN I GIVE YOU 45 MIN SLOT ALL ORIGINAL METAL, I PAY YOU X-AMOUNT............." SO I PUT AN AD ON CRAIGSLIST DIRECTING ANY INTERESTED DRUMMERS TO CLICK ON THE URL, SONGS PLAY, THEY LIKE THEY AUDITION, THEY DON'T NO DEAL. SO FAR NOTHING. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? I THINK DETOX DEAN IS TOO DEMANDING FOR DRUMMERS IN PHOENIX, TOO TECHNICALLY COMPLEX. THAT'S JUST TWO OUT OF 12 ORIGINALS, AND THOSE ARE THE SIMPLE ONES! I CHALLENGE ALL DRUMMERS IN THIS BOILING DESERT TO STEP UP AND BLOW MY HEAD CLEAN OFF, SO-TO-SPEAK. OH, YOU'LL GET PAID, WHEN WE GET PAID! BRING IT ON!
