Hey our resident redneck posted somewhere that he has a birthday today. (At least I think it's today, should have looked at the date closer...)
The old fart is 48 today...so...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY you old fogey! Fartin' dust yet?
From another redneck old fart...(I got 4 years on ya so I can call you an old fart and get by with it...hehe...and lived in Texas for over 30 years before coming next door to Louisiana...big mistake...but it couldn't be helped)
OK, all kidding aside, have a good one and drink a longneck for me. (That's a Lone Star in a tall bottle for all you Yankees who are unaware that Texas has anything but steers and queers...) but leave the guns in the cabinet while the beer is in your hand, they don't mix too well...
The old fart is 48 today...so...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY you old fogey! Fartin' dust yet?
From another redneck old fart...(I got 4 years on ya so I can call you an old fart and get by with it...hehe...and lived in Texas for over 30 years before coming next door to Louisiana...big mistake...but it couldn't be helped)
OK, all kidding aside, have a good one and drink a longneck for me. (That's a Lone Star in a tall bottle for all you Yankees who are unaware that Texas has anything but steers and queers...) but leave the guns in the cabinet while the beer is in your hand, they don't mix too well...