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#294876 by Badstrat
Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:22 pm
Cannibalism: Professor Says Eating Human Flesh Will Save Planet From ‘Climate Change’

Watch on Swedish TV here:  https://www.climatedepot.com/2019/09/05 ... te-change/

Scientist Says Eating Human Flesh Will Save Planet From Climate Change. A Swedish scientist suggests that it may be necessary to turn to cannibalism and start eating human flesh to save the planet (giving new meaning to the expression bite me) And NO this story is not from The Onion.A conference about the food of the future called Gastro Summit being held in Stockholm Sweden featured a presentation by Magnus Söderlund claiming that we must get used to the idea of eating human flesh in the future, as a way of combating the effects of climate change.

How many of these retards do you believe will buy into this crap?  By the way, did you know that the network chose Chuck Tod as moderator to make the candidates appear smart?
 
Kamala Hairbrain    (probably would)
Supports Changing *Food Pyramid to Tackle Climate Change.  
*The Food Pyramid is a nutritional Guide diagram in the shape of a pyramid.
Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!  Promoting bad health will save the planet. (More food for the living!)
 
Joe Bidumb           (probably would)  
wants to "limit magazines" that hold more than one bullet.
(The purpose of magazines IS to hold more than one bullet) Dumb dumb dumb dumb ... dummmmmb
We need more people completely ignorant about firearms to make the laws concerning firearms.

Robert O’Dork       (defiantly would)
“If we do not abolish all fossil fuels within twelve years, everything on the planet will be dead."
If we did that we'd all be dead, we'd starve or freeze to death in winter. But that would replenish food supplies.

Polkahantus          (probably would)    
When it was revealed that she listed herself as native in order to get hired at Harvard, she said: “I am very proud of my heritage. (Would only go along with this proposal if she gets to keep the scalps)

Bonker Sanders     (defiantly would)
Bonkers suggested that taxpayers should fund abortions in poor countries to help save the planet.  
Bonkers Believes in population control just like in China. It's another great idea to feed the poor. After all, if you murder your babies, why not also eat them and spare the life of a cow?

Peter Bootyjudge   (probably would)  
Simply because he's just that stupid. (But only if really really hot booties are spared)

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