General Music Chat

I took Georges quote from another topic.

"Shame about that drummer thread too.
I was having fun. "

One of my drummers favorites is this one:


How can you tell when the drum riser is level?

The drool comes out of moth sides of his mouth.

Hey. This is a musical post.

What did the drummer get on his S.A.T.










DROOL!

You rotten lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No sharing of shrooms for you boys....

How do you get a drummer off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.


What do you call a guy who hangs around musicians?

A drummer.

What sound does a drummer make at a blinking yellow light?

















VROOOM...SCREEEACH! VROOOM! SCREEACH! VRROOOOOM! SCREEEACH!

Ah come on chipster we're just joking! NO Please Not That! Don't Cut Us Off From The Shrooms!

I swear! I'll beat yi wiv mi sticks!

Don't feel to bad chippy Phil just posted a funny one about us guitar pickers on another thread!

Too Funny

Don't feel to bad chippy Phil just posted a funny one about us guitar pickers on another thread!

Ok, how many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?







None. They have machines now that can do it better.

Don't feel to bad chippy Phil just posted a funny one about us guitar pickers on another thread!

Oh Oh. This is war?

A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion."
The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".

Did you hear bout the drummer with lousy timing?

He could play the greatest solos, had the fastest hands and was all around brilliant, but his timing was awful.


He got chucked out of band after band, and gradually got really depressed.



Eventually he got so depressed, he threw himself behind a train.

Whats the definition of "relative minor"?




The drummers girlfriend!!!

LOL!
Yeah bring it on and all of your Army.

Very funny, love it!

Whats the definition of "relative minor"?
The drummers girlfriend!!!

Don't feel to bad chippy Phil just posted a funny one about us guitar pickers on another thread!

Oh Oh. This is war?

A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion."
The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".

LMAO !!