General Music Chat

Ghandi was the spiritual leader of his ppl. He walked everywhere he went, without shoes, so he got these really thick callouses on his feet. He didn't eat often, so he was kinda frail, & when he DID eat, he ate that Indian food what gives ya pretty bad breath,

Know what Ghandi was?













































Ghandi was a "super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!"

LOL @ Phil

Reminds me of the... "I left my harp in Sam Frank's disco!" joke.

These two guys were climbing a mountain. One guy had two budgies on his shoulders, & the other was carrying a pump shotgun & had a huge red parrot on his shoulder.

When they got to the top, they stepped to the edge of the cliff. They had huge smiles, & gave each other two thumbs up, & then the guy with the budgies stepped off into space.

The budgies took off flying. He bounced off the rocks & finally hit the bottom. he slowly rolled over to see his friend with the parrot & the shotgun step off the cliff.

The parrot squawked & took off flying. On his way down, the man pumped the shotgun & fired, & the parrot exploded in a big puff of feathers as he tumbled down the mountain.

When the second man landed, the 1st guy looked over to him & said -

"I"ll never understand what's so popular about budgie-jumping."

"Yeah," replied the 2nd guy, "it looked about as painful as free-fall parrot-shooting!"

Nothin from nothin leaves nothin...