General Music Chat

This is too damn funny

She just texted me

AHA!!!! I started to say she was playing hard to get!!
Then I got to this post! What a great read!!

So many things run thru your head, stuff like this isnt my real job, or Im a neat fun guy.

FACT!

WOMEN,,,,,nothing like a guitar,,,

They don't mind wearig a G string in public.
Don't mind you touching their knobs,
Don't mind singing for you,
Don't mind being stroked or fingered anytime anywhere,
And you can put em back in a case take em out when you need em again

Got dumped in a simular situation once. (although not band related)
Been married to her for 27 years now.

Got dumped in a simular situation once. (although not band related)
Been married to her for 27 years now.

Yeah, so be careful what you wish for.

You know what, if a guy would have asked me for my number in the same scenario, I would have given it to him...You know why? Because he ain't gonna call. One interesting ocasion was with a guy who asked for my number and neither of us had anything to write the info on. So he asked me to just recite it to him. I did and he called me the next day.Needless to say that was a big surprise. Nothin' happened though.

"Mikey, Im not going down that road. As they say in the laundry bizness if its a small load just do it by hand."


wow, that's a new one on me... you sir, have met my wit with wit... vnice.

Sign hung on door in red light district:
CLOSED! BEAT IT!

JW,

Maybe you could have laughed it off?

"Can I have your number?"

"I don't know if you would respect me if I did?"

"I've had the lead singer's phone number for 10 years. I still respect him."

LOL

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Or:

"Can I have your number?"

"I don't know if you would respect me if I did?"

"What makes you think I respect you now?"

Follow up after talking with this woman for two hours on the phone Ive determined that I am going to run the other way. Craig was right I didnt know the whole situation, NOW I DO!!!!!!!!

Now I kinda wish she had just left me hanging. At least this woman layed it all on the line when we talked about her issues past and present.

Laurel and Hardy were talking about women and meetin these beautiful women to marry. Laurel says when I get married I dont want the beauty queen I want a homely woman. Hardy looks at him kinda funny and says well tell me why. Laurel says if you marry the beauty queen and she leaves it hurts way too bad, but if the homely woman leaves, So what!

I seem to be at a stage in life where lots of women want to be my friend, in fact when I hang out its ussually with a pack of women they call me one of thier bitches, I get all sorts of info this way. After having what I thought was the love of my life leave me, Ive been on a quest for understanding. All Ive learned thus far is that I still dont understand in spite of being a bitch.

Dude, there is no understanding anyone whom can change the rules on the fly!!

Or:

"Can I have your number?"

"I don't know if you would respect me if I did?"

"What makes you think I respect you now?"

LMAO!!!

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Follow up after talking with this woman for two hours on the phone Ive determined that I am going to run the other way.

One thing is for sure. Your life is going through alot of changes right now. And while you are working all those out, you SURE AS HELL can't afford anything complicating it further.

So, I agree with you.

If that was your instinctual feeling. Follow it...

RUN LIKE HELL!

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