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Dude...
so Paris Hilton.... so valley girl..dude

You have illusions of being a a musician. But you are are not the real deal. You can't tell a treble clef from a bass clef, and the writing denotes your speech pattern kid.

You hang your head like the guy that was the lead guitarist for the Monkees. I 'M A BELIEVER dude, but thats rdiculous! Yo, LOL with a large pack of kool-aide

I think you're the one drinking the kool-aid. You're delusional and incoherent. FYI, I am the real deal, not some poser like you. I'm a real musician whose studied music in college and with musical greats so you can shove your bass clef up your arse. I've played over 500 gigs and recorded over 120 tracks in 20 projects. You may kiss my ring, just don't slobber on it.

I'm a man that leads a life of danger,
my jimmy, my jimmy!

Every one I meet is a stranger
my jimmy, my jimmy!

Every move I make,
is another chance I take
chances aren't I wont't see tomorow~
la,de-la-de,de,la

Hurry up annd get your ring man, I'm feeling the urge!
Kool-aide good for your jimmy, Jimmy.

Anyone can major in music in college, and anyone can achieve 500 hours. I achieved 5 hours in a high school musical called "Hello Dolly."
In all you ranting about your academic endeavors I couldn't help notice that you did not mention if you rode the little yellow school bus to college, or if you rode a real ride. Probably the little yellow school bus in the punk seat.
Even McCain went to the Naval Acadamy and graduated 182 out of 186. So I'm not impressed Jimmy. By the way all his classmates nicknamed him punk. And as far as me being inchoherent, what does that make you einstein? You are here in the same room with me trying to convince me why I should kneel and kiss the ring you got out of a cracker-jack box.
Think about it Mr. Pro, and go away.

Jimmy, it looks like you are trying to play an A7 chord. Try this! Take your ring finger and press down on the sixth string.

I said 500 GIGS you little cockgobbler. Since you obviously don't know what a gig is, that's where a musician plays at a venue for money. In other words, something you will never do.

500 GIGABytes with Ga Ga, I'm sorry dude. I'm 54 and don't hear well.
I heard you and her are ready to take it to the next level. I heard through the grapevine her rates are pretty low. Even in the venues you giggy, you'll even have change left over, to buy a wa wa!

Dude-I assume you've reached puberty and you don't know that jimmy danger is two separate words. It means in Latin a dangerous wee-wee.

My ring wriath rides in a little yellow school bus

I am 99% sure, Jimmy Danger is absolutely 120% what he claims to be, "The Writer".

Didn't you check out his music?

(tsk-tsk) Throw rocks, do not smoke them, Writer.

Har har, good one Capt.

Captain Scott-No I haven't had the pleasure of listening to his music, but I'm sure it's quite good. But he is not humble. He flaunts his achievements and his gig around like the stones I've smoked. Jimmydanger wants the world know he has studied music in school, and can disco music He does this, because despite as good as he is, he is very insecure. Why else would you have to brag about your illustrious musical medal of honor? Sure you and have hurled stones at each other, and I acknowledge your professionalism. I even acknowledges the JD's. But he had to har, har and hide behind your shadow like a 2nd string ballerina dancer. If he were truly that great, why would you have to rush to his defense like a Trojan. Sorry Mr. E but I had to say this one last statement before I go back and study the craft of music, like someone wise said before. I'm not after any popularity contest, if I was I would have a ticker tape parade in N.Y., I'm not here to make enemies either, but when folks harp on me for something so assinine about grammer and spelling, I suddenly has more teeth than a pypmy got butt. hardy-de har har ...peace out

PS. You might kiss his ring Capt Scott...but he can kiss my ass No offense to anybody.

You're right jimmy. bye. I'll let you have the stage.

I have noticed that this narssisitic, self-absorbed lil worm only interacts within his own stupid posts, & rarely goes anywhere else. He has absolutely no interest in anything except himself, & our collective answers to his tripe.

He listens to no one's music but his own "compositions," if they could be called that.

He has no interest in anything save himself, & he just has to continue to invite us all in, for some reason. I suppose it gets lonely in there. It SHOULD!

He cannot seem to step outside of his own little bubble of madness, so let's let him live there, alone.

We needn't live in his world. It isn't musical & it has no form at all. It's a wasteland of his own putrid little thoughts from his putrid little mind.

Float away in your little babbling bubble, chawlie...we don't need you, no matter how much you need us.

Hate to keep this going, but "gigs" were mentioned, I was just wondering if "the writer" has ever played in front of an audience?

IMO the term "professional" also conveys the understanding that when you meet someone you don't necessarily get along with that you can just conceptualize the word(s) "DICKHEAD", without actually saying so aloud or letting anyone else know. lol