General Music Chat

What's the Grammys?

Bob,
Where I come from,
" The Grammys"......
Is yo Mama's & Papa's Mamas!

"Rap"....
Is what ya get from yo Papa crass yo ass if ya trash talk yo Mama!

later....
HJ

Hey Howlin, are you the one who put a picture of a skunk cabbage on one of these threads? I had an unfortunate experience with skunk cabbage once. I was trout fishing a small stream in N.J. years ago and waded way back into the woods. Nature called rather quickly and I ended wiping myself with a skunk cabbage leaf. BIG MISTAKE! Moral of the story: don't ever confuse skunk cabbage for Charmin! Later...

OOHHH Man! I defer to a clean stick.

Hey Howlin, are you the one who put a picture of a skunk cabbage on one of these threads? I had an unfortunate experience with skunk cabbage once. I was trout fishing a small stream in N.J. years ago and waded way back into the woods. Nature called rather quickly and I ended wiping myself with a skunk cabbage leaf. BIG MISTAKE! Moral of the story: don't ever confuse skunk cabbage for Charmin! Later...

Bob,
yeah, that was my cabbage.

Once when canoeing on the Delaware, I had a smiler experience whilst pissin' on Minisink Island, only it wasn't skunk cabbage, it was friggin' NETTLE!

that REALLY had me...
HOWLIN!!!

bob - that's the funniest thing I've heard in awhile, man. Ty for that!

HJ - I've played with the nettles a bit, myself. Quite an experience! Feels SO good when the pain finally stops, don't it?

Sober men do not piss in nettles.

How the hell did we start with Grammys and end up pissing in nettles?

Comparatively worthless activities?

How the hell did we start with Grammys and end up pissing in nettles?

Bob,
Disscussin' the Grammies is like "pissin' in the wind"....

Disscussin' pissin' in nettle (or the misuse of skunk cabbage, for that matter), is an example of life experience that could be of great value to the general public at large.

HJ

Equally painfull.

Hey Howlin do you realize we just created the best fishing joke ever? Here it is:
"A trout fisherman was wading a stream deep into the woods. All of a sudden nature calls and he had to go both number 1 and number 2. He drops his pants and squats down to go. Just then he hears some fisherman walking towards him. So he grabs a nearby skunk cabbage leaf to wipe himself and hops into a thick bush so the other fishermen can't see him. Bad luck, there's nettles stinging him you know where! When he gets home later that day he's moaning as he sits in his favorite recliner. His wife comes in the room spraying air freshener and says "Next time you go fishing leave the beer at home and bring some Charmin."
Later...

:shock:

OOHHH Man! I defer to a clean stick.

I hear that way up in some o the "hollers" here, they use a rock...
and they only have one eye, right in the middle o their forehead...

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Was an inside joke really left from days gone by. A South Texas deer hunt with my Father. I might have been 8.
What do I use for paper. "There is some in the car".
I dont want to walk that far. "Use a clean stick just be quiet"

I still hate splinters.

Splinters and hemhorroids: a real pain in the ass!

Once, I was deep in the woods and had to go really badly. My Grammy told me to...uh, oh. Now we're back to the beginning.

I think it's great that conversations about Kid Rock lead to painful memories of wiping one's a$$ with various objects...truthiness.