philbymon wrote:here are mine. I've tried real hard this year to come up with some that I can actually attain
1.) I will begin my master plan to run for governor of the state of West (by Gawd!) Virginia on the secessionist ticket. Should I win, I will put a fence around the entire state, and declare us a new country called "Phlemland"
Philby,
Good to hear ya ain't aassocciating with those damn Democrats any more!
All Hail the Exalted Emperor Elect of the great secessionist state of Phlemland!
We Pennswoodsmen acknowledge your right to exist.
I'll apply for an ambassadorship when you get it together.
From "The soon to be appointed ambassador of Phlemland from yo neighboring commonwealth, PA.",
The Honorable
Sir Howling J
PS If you require any munitions to replace those ageing coon rifles, (just in case the elections don't go well) I might be able to refer you to a couple of spirited, sympathizing Texans!
