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Ok,

So a friend and I get invited to a holiday dinner at another guys' place.

(I hate the fing holidays, let me throw that out there to begin with)

I tell the guy to be on his best behavior, as we are guests in here and there will be old people. (nudge-nudge, you know)

So we get there and all seems a little off. We get there a little late and the food isn't even ready.

We chow up on the stuff that is pre-dinner.

The people of the house are looking at us like we have antennae.

Their girl is there, maybe 18ish, maybe.. And she's gorgeous, but 18. LOL

I tell my buddy to behave. (WOMANIZER)

We start drinking with my buddies' dad and we get a little drunk.
My other buddy says he's going to the bathroom and disappears.

1.5 hours later, we are ready to eat. 3 of us are 50-50 drunken, with POP, a monster of a man. (what did they feed him, small children>?)

They throw the food on the table and it's then that we realize the girl and Mr. Womanizer are nowhere to be found.

I get this sinking feeling and stay on the couch, fearing gunshots and 2 by 4's upside the head.

The guy goes upstairs and I hear a crash. I look out front and there is my buddy naked on the lawn holding SOME of his clothes. He is screaming and bleeding.. I end up hopping in the car and taking off at high speed, to the sound of this older guy yelling like he's ready to kill.

AFTER the fact, I found out that this slime ball was trying to get it on upstairs with the girl.

AND they were doing coke upstairs, when he flew in and with one waive of his paw, he knocked the moron out the window and onto the lawn. (2 story fall to the lawn)

AND the girl was 15.. AND her father is the local LAW ENFORCEMENT entity.

He called asking for the guys' name. I was speechless and stammered I would bring him by.

Long story short, it got resolved. We dropped him off this am and I think the old guy beat him like a pinata on Cinco De Mayo.

I know he has a big old shiner. LOL I told him to try that new coverup from Maybelline, TRUMATCH.. I hear it comes in COCAINE white. LMFAO..

In any case, my other pal brought over a cooked turkey and we shot it with handguns in the field behind the house, to commemorate the occasion.

I KNOW SOME OF YOU HAD HOLIDAYS LIKE THIS> I can't be the only one..LOL

Wow you really know how to party, shooting a cooked turkey with hand guns how impressive. Great story, under age sex, drugs and lots of violence. You are so cool man wish I was a proper muso like you then maybe I could get up to that real manly stuff as well. You are my hero, the music posted on your profile rocks me even more than your brilliant thanksgiving story

I don't know which is funnier: the story or the comment above.

So, uh, how was the dinner? Was the turkey properly stuffed?

Uhh..

Yeah...


Wait...



Did I really say that

Yeah I think scotty was stuffing it quite regular before he decided to cook it

When I was about twelve years old my older sister (age 17) was having a Thanksgiving party at a wood cabin deep in the woods near one of her friend's house. My mother was nice enough to make her a big Thanksgiving dinner which me and my father were to deliver. First problem was there was a big snowstorm, second problem there was a number of cabins in the area and we didn't which one the party was n, third problem there was no way to contact my sister (no cell phones back then). So here's me and my father trudging hundreds of yards deep in the woods carrying a big, hot dinner, not knowing where the party was, and not being able to see more than fifty feet in front of us. So we'e walking round and round for over an hour essentially lost, everything is getting very cold. Finally we get back to the car, barely make it home, and another hour later we finally get a phone call wondering where we are. We were able to finally deliver Thanksgiving dinner close to midnight. I don't ever remember my father ever being so pissed off.

We had Thanksgiving with my kids and grandkids. The turkey, the ham, all the trimmings was GREAT home cooked. We gathered in the kitchen and thanked the Lord for the bounty. My wife handed me a full plate already prepared just for me. After we ate My granddaughter and I took a nap.
When I got up I had some beers and shot pool with my family out in the shop. Oh I forgot to mention I played my guitar the whole time my wife and daughters were cooking. My sons cleaned up the house.
Yes, it was just awfull.

I just thought that since no one got hurt, including myself I could laugh at it.

Plenty of times, weird stuff goes on and it ends up in punches etc. Holidays are for the petty bourgeoisie like anyone who cannot laugh at them selves and learn.

I was shocked actually that someone I know could act with so little regard for others.

I was further empowered by the fact that the older gent got to beat on this person. I was convinced that he was going to jail. I felt some guilt by association as well and seeing him welted up like he got stung in the eye severely did indeed make me feel better as well.

I had nothing to do with that holiday abomination.

OTHERWISE, I'd love to see you say that to my face, MIcGuyver. I'd stick the barrel of my hand in your u-know what. LOL And I like your music as well, It reminds me of that phone commercial where they talk about missing the call because they are spending the weekeend with the the 2 techno morons uber and weiner. You are both Uber and Weiner. LOL

Plenty of people shoot things in the field to relieve stress. I guess you make paper snow flakes or whatever you support group has scheduled for you. Make sure you don't hurt yourself with your plastic knife.

And currently in AMERICA, if I feel like taking a turkey out in the field and blasting it, I'll do it. If you don't like it, you know what you can do, lest I repeat myself.

Last year we shot an elmo at xmas. You wanna have a funeral for it?

Figures always has to be at least one fing dickhead around like MAcslappy. I guess Satan Claus sicked him on my pants leg.

I used to go over to a friend's house, & he liked to hit up all the flea markets & such & buy up all the Barbie dolls that he could find. Then he'd tack the hair of the dolls to the end of a huge log, & we's toss throwing axes at them.

He took all the busted up parts & hung them up in an apple tree. The tree died.

Now, reading over this lil post that I'm typing, it just looks creepier & creepier, but in all reality, it was just stupid silly fun.

He does all sorts of interesting stuff. One year for the 4th of July, he filled 6 8-inch balloons with oxy-acetalene & stuffed them into a feed bag. He then made a torch out of about a 15 ft branch, lit the feed bag & ran like hell.

I was standing about 100 ft away when I heard the 1st balloon pop. Then it went off. It felt like a huge hand hitting me square in the chest, & the NOISE! Wow! Cool bluish color, though.

I've visited during the holidays, & he almost always has something different in the oven, whether it is a suckling pig that he's raised, or buffalo or duck or even an emu. Of course he raises & butchers almost all his own food.

Best venison I ever ate was at his place. He'd smoked it with sassafrass.

One time when he went to buy the emus, I asked him to pick one up for me. He went down to NC, & bought 4, & cleaned them all. Cost me $25 for about 50 lbs of meat, but when I took it out of the garbage bag & set it on my counter to separate it & prepare it, it looked like a very fat dressed out child. Kinda creeped me out. Good food, though. A little stringy, but it tastes a lot like beef. Just make sure you cut all the fat off, cuz it tastes really bad. I shoulda saved the fat, though. It goes for like $9 an oz, & is used as a skin cream-moisturizer-toner or somesuch.

THank God at someone else can cut loose once in a while..

You'd think it's a fing pack of Mormons in here.

And I guess if guns are bad juju for all the little tit mice, then explosives are really enough to make them cry, hmm?

Remember pipe bombs are not a good holiday activity, unless you are the Capt. (Lifts leg) lol

BOOM (did someone step on a duck?)

Next Mac faq-face is going to tell me that my assault rifle is not fun. And I know that's a damn lie. The only way that could become more interesting is to shave down the firing pin, if ya know what I mean. (wink) That and MacTechno crossing my line of fire. (I'll make ya dance, jr) lol

THank God at someone else can cut loose once in a while..

You'd think it's a fing pack of Mormons in here.

And I guess if guns are bad juju for all the little tit mice, then explosives are really enough to make them cry, hmm?

Remember pipe bombs are not a good holiday activity, unless you are the Capt. (Lifts leg) lol

BOOM (did someone step on a duck?)

Next Mac faq-face is going to tell me that my assault rifle is not fun. And I know that's a damn lie. The only way that could become more interesting is to shave down the firing pin, if ya know what I mean. (wink) That and MacTechno crossing my line of fire. (I'll make ya dance, jr) lol

Ok scotty I will bite for a short time. Having had a fireaems certificate for many years myself, the shooting bit doesnt bother me as have shot many game animals. Started at 6 year old. Whatever I shoot I eat. Think what pisses me off is your retarded mentality. The wow guns ae so cool did you see me blast that cooked turkey laugh laugh yawn. This mentality is something I have come across before but never from any one older than 12. You embarrass me and probably a great deal of others on your side of the pond, you sound so pathetic I feel for you. Blasting a cooked turkey for fun, wow I can just imagine you and your redneck mates doin that, salivating n screamin n having a jig around the blasted carcass.
And you do that to what, get rid of some pent up aggression, bollocks you do it coz you are a missfit.
As for my music on profile, just basic crap, they are called skelleton tracks, they are played live on stage and various samples, vocals and leads are played over them by other musicians. Your profile reminds me of when I was just starting out twenty odd years ago with a few mates a four track and some mushrooms.

Crapton Mushroom strikes again. Too bad the turkey couldn't return fire.

lol I'll shoot whatever I feel like, including you.

If you don't like guns, so sorry. Others do. Others here at the forum, so make sure you keep your pu**y lil mouth directed at me, else you may draw more of the local NRA than you actually wanted. And we know you can barely handle 1 target at a time without help.

You wanna hurt me or make me cry? Tell me that someone is recording your music, Micawber. That will really hurt me. It'd make me damn near suicidal.

Only thing worse would be being stuck near Jimmy for any kind of duration.

Now Jimmy, I KNOW your redneck ass has fired gun for fun. You going to lie now? Carefull, all we have to do is ask yo momma.

I mean you can almost hear Micawber cry for you to stop it, as you twist his little froggy arm, but you (jimmeny) just taking an shot of opportunity cause there was one or wtf, jr?

And as for the turkey returning fire? I thought you WERE the turkey returning fire, Jim. Guess I am lost in the sauce again, hmm?

PS We shot a cooked turkey cause it seemed like fun and I don't shoot animals just to kill. Nah that's for the great white hunters.. I would have shot a meatloaf if I could get it to look like a good target, but it wouldn't wear the bullseye.. So go f**k yourself, the both of you 2.

I know the brits can be stuck up, but you need to remove whatever the f**k is stuck up yer ass so you can sh*t in piece. And if you care to insult me, at least base it in something more than your opinion. You know the addage about opinions and assholes, you have both and you are definitely the latter.

"lol I'll shoot whatever I feel like, including you."

If you shoot as well as you play guitar I don't have anything to worry about. Speaking of turkeys, when you gonna take down that crappy cover and put up some real music?

*grabs popcorn and finds a seat*