General Music Chat

I,m not sure I understand but CAPS IT IS BRO.

"We are men. We have STICKS"

"STICK it to one, STICK it to all"

Damn, guys. What would you say if I told you it's the masculine version of the female coffee clutch kinda thing? Let a guy at least TRY to be a little mysterious...we are very exclusive - no women allowed unless they can service all of us, & prove it...see...we've had women try & attend, & as the ENFORCER (sort of a Sgt at Arms), it's comes to me to remove them or to assure the group that they are there to perform for our benefit. It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it, & yeah, I have escorted a cpl women away a time or two while brandishing my STICK in a ritualistic, non-threatening manner. Thus far, we've had no takers on the "servicing" thing.

We take it all very seriously, but I think it's sorta like the Flintstones' "Loyal Order of Water Buffalos" - kinda silly, & an excuse to drink beer, have some great "fellowship," wear daishikis, rant, & perform goofy rituals.

My wife & other women in the area have tried several times to start up a "stick bitch" night, but their little groups always fall apart rather quickly, which only proves the sanctity of the STICK to us.

And to those who would scoff at us & our sacred rites, we say "Go STICK yourself!"

And to those who would scoff at us & our sacred rites, we say "Go STICK yourself!"

LMFAO!!!!


You're funny bro. Almost spit up my drink.

You know I was playin' around. LOL

I guess Philby that makes you the head of the Scrotum Pole on bandmix!!!

Yeah, I'm just a STICKhead

Dude, that was funny as hell. Go, stickmen!

Caps Andrew Caps. Whats a STICK without a huge Cap?

Yo Philby,

Walk softly and carry a BIG STICK!

(works great for protection against raging whitetails!)

HJ

(works great for protection against raging whitetails!)
HJ

Raging whitetails, raging crowd who didn't like what you just played.. all the same