I just realized that it would hafta be a stingless jellyfish. Boy, that would be a huge mistake, wouldn't it? Maybe if I cross them with those burpless cucumbers...
I used to roast miniature marshmallows over a candle with toothpicks when I was bored. I get bored a lot. So then I got fat. Now I go on here. This is like a diet for me. I've cut way back on my carbon intake, anyway, cuz I always seem to burn the lil things.
Jimmy says "hi" & hopes you all are well.
I finally figured out what was wrong with my guitar. It was the operator. It just needed a new battery. Now it runs really good...sometimes all by itself if you sit it next to the speakers.
When I 1st moved into this house in WV, I found this room that was...well...it was curious, to say the least. It had a bath tub in it, but the coolest part was the foot washer. You can wash one foot, push this little lever & ya get fresh water for your other foot! That foot washer had these two funny lids. One of 'em had a big hole in it. The wife used it to frame my grandpa's picture. It looks so natural it's like he's sitting right there! She uses that other lid to roll out pie dough.
Never did find the outhouse, so I just go out in the woods. Keeps the deer away from the garden, I hear. I haven't had time to put in a garden this year, so I've been going over to the neighbor's, but they seemed a little miffed about it. Try to do someone a favor & see what happens? I guess it's true what I heard - that no good deed goes unpunished.
I got pretty good ears. I've heard all kinds of stuff.
Why do old wives grow tails?
I want a greenhouse. This one is too brown.
Are you alright? You look a little confusticated. I'll bet it's the heat. I've found that it's best to avoid the heat unless it's winter. Then you might need some. It's been really hot here lately, cuzza the summer, they tell me. I try to stay in the shade unless I'm working on a roof. It's really hard to find shade there, usually. Sometimes there's a big oak tree that hangs over the house, & then there's shade. I always tell ppl to cut them down cuz they bring carpenter ants into your house.
I think that only ppl should be carpenters, don't you? We're really much better at it than ants. They just make a lot of sawdust & put holes in your wood.
I hope your day has gotten a little better for you, Adlawan, & I'm sorry about your crooked face. Maybe if you keep some sheet music with you all the time, & just glance at it a lot, ppl won't notice?
There's always a solution for our little physical quirkles. See, I wear shoes instead of going barefoot. That way ppl can't see my hammer toes. I've always been a bit embarassed about them. One day, when I have the time...well...I DO have quite a few hammers. Do you think that might help?
You can usually get back into yours if you open the door & step in. Try it. It doesn't take too long, unless you're locked out. That's what works for me, anyway. Maybe that's been your problem all along. You should get a key, maybe.
I went fishing the other night. It was the 1st time I'd ever tried to do it at night. When I casted, this bat flew at my line & I thought I was gonna catch it. That would have been awkward. I don't know how to prepare bat. I saw Andrew Zimmern eat them on TV, but I didn't see how they cooked them. I believe in catch & eat, not catch & release. Now if it's too small, you can always take 'em home & raise them bigger in the bathtub & THEN eat 'em. It's a theory, anyway. My wife's pretty pissed about my little experiment, though. I forgot to change the water the other day & lost a whole slew of teeny little sunnies. It's okay, though. I fed 'em to the cats & the pugs. They seemed happy, & I saved a lot on pet food. I wonder if they'd like a bat?
I hope this helps clear up a few things for you. Now I'm off to my neighbor's garden to filtch a bit of corn silk. No, I don't smoke it. I'm making a shirt. I hear that silk stuff makes real nice shirts.
Have a nice day, & stay out of the summer if you can. There's heat stroke out there just waiting to attack you.