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Hunter, are you starting a Christian rock band?

How about: "Bobby Hayseed & the Rogaine Rockers"

Lunatic of God's creation

Sacrificial Suicide

Dead but dreaming

Confessional Rape

Black Rainbow

Bloody Bunny Body Parts

Burning Blood

Short cut to Hell

Mass Murder Rampage

Necrosociety

Thou shall kill



There's more where that came from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drunk Monkey Chicken Funk
Trippy Mouse

band names?
that's easy work , if you've got the right tools...
and since you mention 'wiener'..

around that motif:

Wiener Goggles Of The Barbed Rooster
Hyper Wiener
Velcro Of The Wiener Grip
Wiener Prototype Of The Falling Union
Flannel Wiener
Wiener Closure And The Maroon Dream
Baneful Wiener Of The Best Blubber

and now, for my personal fave..

Rapid Wiener Of The Wet Elixir

you totally used that band name generator.
orafice of the diving machine
chanting the pancake rage
stiffling pineaple
do-able joy machine
Red Baron of the high twinkie catching cow slayers

Totally, AND completely I'll have ye know!

Mourning Wood

My vote would be for "Captain Tripp and the Dripping Dicks"

Sex Show

May not be all that humorous, but it would get peoples attention.

"FREE BEER"

Big Midget

Bloody Eyeballs

Pain forever

Death after Death

Necrofiliacs for Christ

...

No Cover

( I can just picture the marquee - "Tonight - No Cover - $10 Cover"

Opiated Jazz

American Midol

The Nagged

The Flu

I played with a group called Burnt Offerings

We (my friends and I) came up with these...

Agressive Sperm (our drummer actually wanted to name us that. fukking idiot)

Stumpwater (we were trying to come up with a name for a lame 70's band)

Stikky Trixx (fake hairband name)

Lost Tooth (ex-guitarist i used to rock with thought that one up. Once again, fukking idiot)

Spenardica (suburb of Anchorage is called Spenard. Thought it would be a good name for a Metallica tribute band)