You wanna know what kind of email I get?
This kind;
"Dear Beloved,
It is by the grace of God that I am able to write this letter to you
having known the truth; I had no choice than to do what is lawful and
just in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man for
witness of God & His Mercies and glory upon my life.
I am Mrs. Rita Gilbert,the wife of Mr.Sam Gilbert,both of us, are
citizensof the united state of America. My husband worked with the
Russia oilexploration company for 22years before he died in the year 2003.
We were married for ten years without a child.
My Husband died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.
Before his death we both gotborn-again as dedicated Christians.
Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my
matrimonial home When my late husband was alive he deposited the
sum of 7.5 Million Pounds (Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand Pounds)
with a Bank in Europe.
Presently, this money is still with the Bank and the management just
wrote me as the beneficiary that our account has been DORMANT and if I,
as the beneficiary of the funds, do not re-activate the account; the funds
will be CONFISCATED or I rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to
receive it on my behalf (note that you need to activate this account) as I
can not come over.
Presently, I'm in a hospital in Russia where I have been undergoing treatment
for esophageal cancer.I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have
told me that I have only a few weeks to live.It is my last wish to see this money
distributed to charitable organizations and NGO anywhere in the World in helping
the poor and the less priviledge onces.
Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since
my illness,I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any
of them.Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand-in as the beneficiary and collect the Funds from the Bank to avoid it being confiscated by the bank.
Please my beloved for further communication on how we are going to conclude this,reach me on my personal email:
Remain Blessed
Sincerely,
Mrs.Rita Gilbert."
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