General Music Chat

The following is the winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.

This year's term was Political Correctness.

The winner wrote:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Yes, I am politically correct. Not only are my turds entirely clean, but they smell wonderful too. Later...

Bob, we need to talk to you about your diet...

Prime example of an oxymoron. To answer your question, no, and who would want to be?

"POLITICLY CORRECT"
a poam by Howlin' J

Hill' to 'Bamma,
Is yo
pole little when 'rect?


'Bamma to Hill'
Maybee y'all can crall under
yo non saxplayin',
Polish ho doin',
ol' mans ol' desk someday 'n Y'all can find out fo yorself,
yo ol' ho!

Hey joseph6, I'm actually on a naturopathic diet. About a year and a half ago I came down with a bad case of irritable bowel and the regular doctors couldn't seem to help me. So I went to a naturopath and completely changed my diet. I got off dairy completely, eat NO red meat, eat lots of fish, and plenty of fruits and vegetables, as well as LOTS of herbal supplements. Actually my turds ARE clean and don't smell too bad, and I'm most certainly NOT politically correct, SOMETIMES. Later...

Oh, Bob...TMI

I thought irritable bowel syndrome was something only the ladies get. (Remember that I get all my medical info from TV ads for meds.)

TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO RED MEAT Damn, just F,n shoot me.
Hey Bob hope everything comes out allright
But for real IBS IS miserable. Sorry Dude.

No, I dont guess I ever have been politically correct unless things kind of swung over to the redneck side of things.

I'm not politically correct. I tell the truth.

I'm not racist. I tell the truth.

I'm not stereotypical. I tell the truth.

I'm not a democrat.......I tell the truth.

Then take out those stupid fake fangs.

wow, I don't think I ever noticed those frikin fangs until now..
then again, if you look reeeal close, you can just make out a drunk, cross-dressing & bloated gay leprechaun dancing near the bottom of my Guinness glass..
It was a limited edition special collectors run...

Oh that's his FACE...I thought it was the Luray Caverns