Mr_A_N_Idiot wrote:Oh ..... but wait,
didn't we all already die last year from EBOLA, and go to Heaven,
while we were languishing in the subterranean Wal*Mart concentration camps after they took away our guns?
I thought for sure that was the end!
I think the portal to Hell at CERN must be letting vampiers into this Universe in order to turn all life,
as we know it, into one long, never ending episode of DARK SHADOWS 
i'll speak for no one else as i seem to recall a hearfelt warning or two(thousand) from someone alerting us about the ZOMBIES who inhabit this place.
the ones who only see things from their distorted, close minded, and cloistered views. the very same ones who repetitively, repeat themselves in repetitive and repeating ways! repeatedly!
but yes, news of my death from the ebola has been greatly exaggerated!
fyi...i was held only briefly in my local Wal Mart Detention Camp. they haven't built a Wal Mart Detention Camp that can hold the likes of me!
the good news is ebola didn't get me. but, as i approach my 60th yr my knees have taken to unionizing and they're threatening to put me out of business should i not buckle to their demands.
as such, i notice my fall away jump shot from the corner has also dropped off. but THE ebola???? so far so good. hmmm i wonder...could i have a touch of the ebola in my knees? better there than the dreaded elbow elboa that we weren't (but SHOULD have been) alerted to here.
i'll have to find me a good ortho/ebola man and get checked out.
(Cue the predictable warnings of "enjoy it while you can....it will ALL soon be ripped away from you, little man!!! mwahahahahah!")
i'll bet no one sees THAT coming!