General Music Chat

Never mind, it was just the chili and jalapeno cheese poppers I had for dinner. Sorry guys, false alarm!

LOL It was the whiskey and alka-seltzer your mother drank during pregnancy ..

God Mike your Demo, 80's rock sounds like freakin Killswitch man.... Awesome!

LOL It was the whiskey and alka-seltzer your mother drank during pregnancy ..

Yes, but sadly, your mother couldn't hold her liquor like his, or maybe she wouldn't have dropped you on your head so many times. Doh!


Then you wouldn't have had to come to musician forums for tough-love therapy in dealing with your anger issues.

Captain's Mother Drives Him To The Liquor Store:

Thanks FastFret! That's one of my newer songs I wrote.

Haahaahaaa! Now Craig, be nice. The Captain's mother wasn't a drinker until she had him. I tend to believe she might have been standing on the top of a 10ft. stepladder painting when she gave birth though.

LOL Craig, at least I had a mother. I heard your mother sold you for a bottle of booze, a half a pack of cigarettes and felt robbed but it is a feeling she was used to.

And Mike, I can't say anything else worse to you than I already did. Others have eluded to it as well. You lack depth and style.

Maybe you can get together with Craig and you 2 can play "Sweet Home Alabama" one more time. Hell, you can even pick up old IA on the way down to whatever shack you rehearse in. Just don't forget the booze as something has to motivate you, as originality is not your driving forces to be sure.

Truth be told, I imagine it's more of a "ooh that smell" type situation as I am suspecting that you fellers aren't the cleanest people on earth.

So that put that in your pipe and smoke it, lil people of the dirt mounds. How ya like me now? lol I am laughing still. See the written word is the refuge of the educated. That would count out basically all of the aforementioned as passing the 6th grade equivalency test doesn't count.

Sheet, I wouldn't doubt if old Gentry stayed up all night studying for his urine test. LOL

But that's enough for now, I wouldn't want you to bawl out loud, especially since I can't hear it. (chuckle)

I heard your mother sold you for a bottle of booze, a half a pack of cigarettes

Only two other people in the world know that, and one of them is dead.

Daddy? Is that really you?

^Lmao!


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Captain, if I hear "Sweet Home Alabama" one more time I am suing whoever is playing it. That song is overplayed into the ground, it is a great song, but after a while it is like listening to the Free Bird solo (What a great solo and yet so darn long!).

Peace, GuitarAnatomy.

Hey I am your father, Craig. That's why you have that dent in your head, due to the fact your mother couldn't wait till you were born to ride the lighting once again. Glad I threw her OUT, she was drinking up all meh booze!

"Sweet homo Alabama, Free The Bird, Ooh that funky smell, Simpleton man, Gimme three steps of odor protection, Working for the mca sanitation dept. and gimme back my used bullets are all tunes that were good once upon a time and now make people cringe." There are a few more, but I hear the Van Zant boys loading guns in the kitchen. lol

Lmao. Overplayed! I mean I love Enter Sandman, but all of the bar bands play it, and it becomes old when they do it.

And it should have been done like this Captain:

"Craig... I am your father..." *Dark/Deep/Robotic voice*

You read my mind GA, but be careful as there is plenty of spite to go around and you are about to collect some from this pack of rabid children. (They'll turn on you, right quick I'll wager)

You need to remain neutral, else suffer at the hands of the cretin squad.

Lol. Yeah, well, I always try and stay neutral (Depending on the subject). If there is arguing I try to either just calm the situation or be fairly quiet...

I do not want my head bitten off, lol. *Feels his head, it is still on.*

Don't worry GA, I am not biting today..well not you anyway.

And Yoda (Craig) isn't up yet. lol

Yeah, I just do not want to be dinner right now... *Hears the sounds of forks in the distance, hides under his bed.*

*Waves a white flag.*

Maybe I can hire Obi Wan as a bodyguard...

Baaahaaahaaa! Keep trying Captain. Hey I went to your Myspace site this morning. Actually I went twice because I accidently hit the forward button. Now you will have 2 hits for the day. No reason to thank me.