General Music Chat

Sam, sam I am, I like green women and ham. LOL

I like green women with ham. (not fat, I said HAM) LOL

Did I mention that I like tall women?
And short women . . . and . . . and . . .

So... You like all kinds of women, huh, RhythmMan?

No, I didn't say that . . . but, yeah, you get the general idea . . .

No, I didn't say that . . . but, yeah, you get the general idea . . .

Yeah, I get it... Lol.

Rythym Man from the looks of your hands you need a woman real bad.

I've got a woman - happily married. Unfortunately, she doesn't play or sing.

After looking at that picture of Christina many times, I have come to one conclusion... I need to get me an Italian woman...

But chances are I will not be able to get one that looks like that unless I go to Italy...

Ah, life sucks... I think I better take an oath and swear myself into the monk brotherhood and end it...

Lol.

Peace out, GuitarAnatomy.

I like Italian women. I like Japanes women. I like Scottish women. I like Spanish women. I like Scandanavian women. I like . . . um - all of them . . .

I like Italian women. I like Japanes women. I like Scottish women. I like Spanish women. I like Scandanavian women. I like . . . um - all of them . . .

.... I feel a lot better now... Thanks... At least I proved one thing though, you are not a picky person...

Peace, GuitarAnatomy.

Not at all. Like everyone, I have my preferences.
But I'm not going to limit myself to just one segmant of the population. Hey, Italian is fine, but I'm certainly not going to bias myself towards just one nationality.
. . or size.
I guess you actually missed my point. before.
You think my point is that I'll settle for anything. But - no way!
My point is that I won't rule someone out because they're a little tall or they're a little short, or a little too thick, or a little too thin . . . born to the wrong parents . . .
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. . . I know you were talking tongue in cheek, before . . .
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Jesus, man . . . if you choose ahead of time that you want, say, a red-head who is 5'4, 126 lbs, athletic, with an IQ of 139, great sense of humour, w/her hair down to her waist, and she must only love your style of music (and maybe sing) love to make whoopee at the drop of a hat, ride moto-cross, be on the local girl's volleyball team, and preferably speak Japanese with an Australian accent, her hips must be medium, her waist small, and her chest huge, and she must laugh a lot and cook great food and have green eys . . .
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And, if any other girl comes up to you - anhh - nope. Not good enough.
!?!

Here's my take on the guy-girl thing, John.
1) Notice a girl who, maybe, - likes you.
2) See if maybe you like her too.
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- take it from there.
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If you're going to judge her by her appearance, then judge her by that part of her appearance which she controls.
For example: if she paints her fingernails black, has tatoos, shaves her head, is 20 lbs overweight, and puts on her musk perfume with a crop-duster . . . - those are all things which she can control.
She's making a statement, so judge if you like her statement or not.
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But - if she was born a little short, and maybe has a non-perfect nose, a few too many freckles for your preference, and you don't think her chest is big enough - that is all stuff that is beyond her control: not her choice, not her fault.
Hey, every girl has a body. But there's a lot more variety in their minds than their bodies . . .
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Hey - are you perfect? Do you have 6-pack abs, 21" biceps, have a super-handsome face, a voice that women think is sexy, a charming, irresistable personality?
I suspect that most men wouldn't want women to judge them by their own standards . . .

So - give them a break, and maybe they'll give you a break, too, eh?
Cause, when you fall in love, it won't actually be the same woman you planned on . . .

I like that info, RhythmMan. All of those are very good points, I agree.

Neh, I am not as picky as I sound really. I am just saying what I wish I could get, lol.

By the way... The handsome part I have no issue with, my looks are not a problem, it is my personality that is, lol. Online I have an effervescent personality, in real life it is similar, but I am much more shy. If I had more confidence in myself I would not have any trouble with women.

I am not too picky really, I will date a girl if she has a flat chest, I do not care, I will date a girl if she has one too many freckles, so what? I do not care about minute flaws, or things they cannot help (As you said).

However, I will not date a girl who has 400 tattoos and smells she put on "musk perfume with a crop duster," lmao!

I think we all have preferences though, so if I could have my way, I would like a girl that looks like Christina, but that does not mean if someone who looks completely opposite comes along that I will turn them away, I damn sure will not.

Here are my preferences:

1. Nice Figure (Does not have to be perfect, that is not a major deal to me)
2. Darker Looks (I like women with darker hair and darker eyes, but the eye color is really not important, I could care less)
3. Have somewhat of a brain (I do not like stupid women)
4. Be a good person (This is most important to me, more than anything).

So yeah, my expectations of a women are not so extreme, they are actually very basic. But if I can get the whole package, then I will, that would rock, chances are I will not though.

Hell, admittedly, what do I really know about women? I have barely dated, and I am only 19 for that matter.

Thanks for the advice (Seriously, I really appreciate it)

Peace out, GuitarAnatomy.

Someone like Julie Strain would be ideal. She would give an old blues man like me a heart attack. Would be a nice way to die. Later...

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Hmmm, Bob, do I hear a new song coming on?
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"The Heart-Attack Blues."
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or, "Coronary-Lady Blues?"
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How about, "Pumping Too Fast Blues?"

See, you start the song with a temp of 95, and for each verse, bridge, and chorus, you pick it up another 5bpm or so.
When you hit your speed limit, right in the middle of some real juicy lyrics, the song stops dead.
(sound of the two-tone European ambulence in the backgound fading . . .)

Lmao. "The Heart-Attack Blues." I like that one.