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In reply to June's rather "eloquent" post on the previous page, all I can say is:

Hang on a minute... on re-reading June's rather "long-winded" post on the previous page, all I can say is:


"Frankly, my Dear. I don't give a..."

LOL...

On re-reading his second reply above... JTK, worried that he may have hurt June's feelings... replies (pleadingly):


"Do not forsake me, oh my darlin'... on this 'chip-butty' day. Do not..."

Worried that June might think he's gone a bit soft with that last reply... JTK replies:



Bring it on, girl... give it yer best shot...

And remember, folks... you can vote for "Grace Kelly..." I mean June Stevenson in the "Battle of The Bands" at:

http://www.vonhatski.com/#/1st-battle-o ... 4573240911

Best shot ha i'll be keeping that one for when you least expect it........ oh look at all those smileys....oh boy paradise eh lol

You really are scrapping the barrel with the old timer pictures

Gosh it feels like dejavu in here.....you no get something a bit more original lol next you'll be posting fred and ginger no that i've got anything against them but you are really scaring me

Anyway can't hang around here all day, got double decker chip buttys to cook up...what's this...nae knife and fork icons

Oh well its fingers for us all

Be careful what you wish for now, June... (or even what you don't)... LOL

"Scrapping the bottom of the barrel" indeed... huh, I'll show ya some real "barrel-scrapping!!!"...

"There may be trouble ahead..."

"Hey, babe. How about we blow this joint. Go get us some 'french-fries on rye?'

Well then, June... I think you'll agree that "Ginger's" expression there says it all... a gal after my own heart so she is. "Chip-butties..." just say no!!!...

As for Fred... what an old "cheap-skate/skinflint" he is. Imagine offering to treat a gal to a "chip-butty"... who ever heard of such a thing... how "cheap" can you get?...

Oh and btw... if yer gonna use smileys, June... try and go a little "up-market" next time, will ya?...

Something like this...


"Fred Astar"

"...but while there's moonlight and music and love and romance. Let's face the music and dance."

Yes indeedy... "trouble ahead" for sure... I can feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes... tee, hee, hee

Haha good auld Fred & Ginger you even nicked my idea, nae got nae originality, see this is how you do it, read em and weep

There may be trouble ahead
But while there's olive oil and deep fat friers
along with red sauce and bread
Let's eat the chip buttys and be fed

Now that must be well in the winning and light years ahead of "Chicago dog and sticks" lol

You two realize that the rest of us have no idea what you are talking about, right?

It's maybe for the best Mike

Oh... so it's a "song competition" ya want now, is it June?... how original, Miss "Battle of The Bands"...

Well ok... I'm up for a laugh, I'm game... and so:

Ol' Blue Eyes And The Raptors Sing:


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Yes there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I "bit off" more than I could "chew."

But thru it all, when there was doubt
I "ate it up" and "spit it out."

The record shows, I took the "butty" blows
And did it... my way.
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How's that for a "Rap-tor" song, June?...

And btw... "Ol' Blue Eyes" and "The Raptor Pack..." (Raptor Pack/Rat pack get it?... groooan!!... lol) chew-up "chip-butties" for breakfast... then promptly spit 'em right back out again... "Eeeewww, these 'chip-butties' taste like sh**!!!"



PS: Now come on, June... "Chicago dog and sticks"... the rest of the folks on here ain't gonna have a clue what you're talking about with that one...

You had to be there guys... believe me... you had to be there...

Not to be outdone... to continue with June's "private references" theme... talking about stuff nobody else is going to have a "Scooby-Doo" clue about:

Hey June... "My Boomerang Still Won't Come Back..." and as for my "didgeridoo"... well, that's long gone...