General Music Chat

Hick?? I thought this was Hick:

Lynard is the guy on the bottom far right with the glasses. This is an old Picture of him and his boyfriends!

Oh I forgot to add he is now bald can't play guitar worth a dayum, can't sing and sucks on keyboards among other things!

I wish you'd change your mind, but I don't
know what you'd do with the diaper.

Your so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.

Your so stupid you get hit by parked cars.

Your nuttier than a porta-pottie at a peanut festival.

Hick?? I thought this was Hick:

Lynard is the DELBERT on the bottom right!

I'd listen more closely to what you say Mr Hankie,
but I keep getting distracted from all the flying
diarrea coming out of your mouth.

Sit down and give your mind a rest

Your the poster child for birth control

It's a shame your parents only met once, briefly.

Hick?? I thought this was Hick:

Lynard is the DELBERT on the bottom right!

Were you born in a dirty test tube?

Mr Hankie loves nature in spite of
what it did to him.

When I drove by your house Mr Hankie,
your Mom came out from underneath the
front porch and barked at me

You've never been known to use a word that
would require a person to use a dicitionary,
right Mr Hankie

I'm just getting warmed up Mr Hankie,
we've got people eating popcorn wanting
to watch the show.....let's go

It's time for some filthy insults,
you'll wished you never phukked
with me.

Hick?? I thought this was Hick:

Lynard is the DELBERT on the bottom right!

I'm a Rasta Superman and I Can't Be Beat! Lynard is the Delbert on the bottom right

My middle finger gets a boner when
I think of you

If you want a good comeback go wipe
it off your Mom's face

Practice safe sex go phukk yourself

Your the cum your mother should have swallowed