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I am starting the church of the Christian Muslims,
we will be twice as religous as mere christians or
muslims, I am a Christian Muslim.

It will take a little time to get the indoctrination down,
were just going to take the best parts out of the Koran
and the Bible and blend them into a super religion
Christian Muslims.

A later link will be provided for donations.

All corresondence to the Rev Lynard Abdul Mahmoot Dylan

ollie ollie income free

I presume you will have to face east on Sunday morning and pray to Jallah. Don't go to Israel, no one will like you there.

I am starting the church of the Christian Muslims,
we will be twice as religous as mere christians or
muslims, I am a Christian Muslim.

It will take a little time to get the indoctrination down,
were just going to take the best parts out of the Koran
and the Bible and blend them into a super religion
Christian Muslims.

A later link will be provided for donations.

All corresondence to the Rev Lynard Abdul Mahmoot Dylan

ollie ollie income free

LOl Damn That is funny!

I the Rev Lynard Abdul Nahoot Dylan, founder of the
1st super religion of the 21st century, a religion for the
worldwide community, Christian Muslimism. By taking
the best from these 2 time honored religions, we can
make a new religion we can be proud of worship GodAllah,
and follow Mahammet Jesus, but only the good parts.
We won't celbrate the killing of Jesus, that's 2 violent
for this new cyberworld, we will celebrate Jesus, he
turned the water into wine.

This new gospel the Korble or the Bibloran will be a religion
we can be proud of, it's all good. The women will be freed
they will only have to have their faces covered during the
day, and they must stay at home during the night. Well have
a more catholic leaning on our views on alcohol, and a black
southern gospel feel while singing in church. WWhen we spread
across the world we will take care of our own, Christian Muslims,
a super religion.

The prophet the Rev Lynard Abdul Nahoot Dylan, will be broadcasting
a live service of the gospel of Christian Muslimism, there'll be no hell
only a heaven overflowing with virgins.

Sim Sim Sala Bim

You're forgetting the Buddhists and Hindus among others. Don't they already have this? Isn't it called the Unitarian Universalist Church? Are you going to take into account the different Christian churches Catholic, Lutheran, Protestant, etc. as well as the two main Muslim sects, and what about Jews? There's Hasidic, Reformed, etc. Don't forget the Mayan. We practically worship the Mayan calendar. Then there's all the native American tribes to consider. If you want people to flock to your kibbbutz you're going to have to be all-inclusive, otherwise your group will be branded as a cult, which many will think you're into the occult...

In the spirit of the occasion I'm giving very serious consideration to changing my name to Felix.

My wife is not on board but when things change you should choose a new name.

In a way, I wish I was joking.

Talbot

I the Rev Lynard Abduz Nahoot Dylan, founder
of the Christian Muslim church, have decided
we will call our holy book the Korble, it will contain
the holy writings, and maybe some porn in the back for
the older men (Yes you can join Slacker)

We will adopt the muslim practice of never having
to spell our name the same way twice(except by accident)

FBob a couple of points, when you join the Christian Muslims,
all your religous heresy from the past will be forgiven. We're
not interested in what you have done, but what you can do, for
Christian Muslimism. FBob we were considering becoming
Christian Muslim Jews, but the Jews wanted to big a cut,
and too much money upfront.The Unitarian Universalist Church?
NO, we are Christian Muslim we study the select writings of
God and Allah, Mahammet and Jesus, put them in the Korble
as kinda of a greatest hits package. We will eventually
overthrow the ranks of the christians and the muslims from
inside. There can be only one religion Christian Muslimism.
The Mayans? we will not support heathen religions, but
bring them to see the power of GodAllah, and the double miracle
workings of Mahommet Jesus.

How can you be in a cult or of the occult when you worship
both God and Allah, hence, GodAllah, and Mahommet Jesus.

We are the 1st super religion for the 21st century, for the worldwide
community, we're twice as religous as mere christians or muslims,
we have 2 gods and 2 saviors,(gonna have to put the holy ghost,
back down to earth to just haunting houses.

Ilike the idea of getting down on your knees on your prayer rug
and praying to GodAllah every day, not just Sundays, that's so
christian and we are Christian Muslim. Israel's days are numbered
my friend, we will overcome. I'm not going to Israel tho, I ain't even
leaving Lawrence County.

Christian Muslimism it ain't you Mom and Dad's religion, but
a religion for the New World Order, joinus and rule the world.

supercalafragilistic expalidois

I the Rev Lynard Abduz Nahoot Dylan, founder
of the Christian Muslim church, have decided
we will call our holy book the Korble, it will contain
the holy writings, and maybe some porn in the back for
the older men (Yes you can join Slacker)

We will adopt the muslim practice of never having
to spell our name the same way twice(except by accident)

FBob a couple of points, when you join the Christian Muslims,
all your religous heresy from the past will be forgiven. We're
not interested in what you have done, but what you can do, for
Christian Muslimism. FBob we were considering becoming
Christian Muslim Jews, but the Jews wanted to big a cut,
and too much money upfront.The Unitarian Universalist Church?
NO, we are Christian Muslim we study the select writings of
God and Allah, Mahammet and Jesus, put them in the Korble
as kinda of a greatest hits package. We will eventually
overthrow the ranks of the christians and the muslims from
inside. There can be only one religion Christian Muslimism.
The Mayans? we will not support heathen religions, but
bring them to see the power of GodAllah, and the double miracle
workings of Mahommet Jesus.

How can you be in a cult or of the occult when you worship
both God and Allah, hence, GodAllah, and Mahommet Jesus.

We are the 1st super religion for the 21st century, for the worldwide
community, we're twice as religous as mere christians or muslims,
we have 2 gods and 2 saviors,(gonna have to put the holy ghost,
back down to earth to just haunting houses.

Ilike the idea of getting down on your knees on your prayer rug
and praying to GodAllah every day, not just Sundays, that's so
christian and we are Christian Muslim. Israel's days are numbered
my friend, we will overcome. I'm not going to Israel tho, I ain't even
leaving Lawrence County.

Christian Muslimism it ain't you Mom and Dad's religion, but
a religion for the New World Order, joinus and rule the world.

supercalafragilistic expalidois

Lynard, very funny and creative... Is there room there for Mullah Akbaher Alla Jerry Dog?

There is room for everyone PD.

I'm just trying to separate my music from my
religous beliefs.

You know I thought it was funny to, but now
it's almost starting to make sense to me.

And were kidding ourselves if we don't believe
a world wide super religion is coming.

If you get people fired up on GodAllah and Mahammot Jesus,
the only people that could defeat them would be the starving masses.