General Music Chat

I just read on another blog about hydrogel butt injections. Do you really need more cushion for the push'in? Do you have tattoos? Have you had your penis enlargement yet? What about multiple piercings? And for the ladies have you waxed your beaver? Is there ANYBODY out there who's happy with the body they have? Or are your boobs too small or too big? Are your lips not full enough? Is your hair the wrong color?
I read a Chinese fortune at a Chinese restaurant one time that read "God give you one face and you make yourself another." Well now they need to add "God give you one butt and you inject yourself another."

Watching one of those axe handle wide big butts try to squeeze through a doorway is like watching a train wreck.

Never understood what's attractive about a "fat ass".

America has been on the receiving end of Butt injections for years by her Uncle Sammy...... So, whats the big deal?

Is that the words to your new song Bob?

Hydrogel Butt Injections.

Sing it from your heart.


Mr Scott, I agree I've never been turned on
by a fatazz. Now those skinny women just
own me.

The internet post I saw on hydrogel butt injections led me to believe you could order it online and receive some sort of kit to DO iT YOURSELF at home! I wonder if it's been FDA approved? I'm not likely to write a song about it but it will appear at some point in Levitynews.com.

Jahva, now that's a good un

Way more than I care to view.

:shock:

That was GREAT Jahva!

I was just thinking about getting a brazillian...

I just read on another blog about hydrogel butt injections. Do you really need more cushion for the push'in? Do you have tattoos? Have you had your penis enlargement yet? What about multiple piercings? And for the ladies have you waxed your beaver? Is there ANYBODY out there who's happy with the body they have? Or are your boobs too small or too big? Are your lips not full enough? Is your hair the wrong color?
I read a Chinese fortune at a Chinese restaurant one time that read "God give you one face and you make yourself another." Well now they need to add "God give you one butt and you inject yourself another."

I never did like a skinny woman with a flat butt! To answer your question yes I do need more cushion for the pushin! I like a woman that has a nice ROUND butt. Like the one in Jahva's pic. Man thats just PERFECT!

You oughta have alot to pick from Mr Haley,
I like them skinny, size 4, 95 lbs, and mouthy.

I wrote the 1st verse FB no music but here goes:

Hydrogel Butt Injections
Turning into a scrotum infection
A sterile faced reception
Can only contribute to my conniption
Hydrogel Butt Injections
Phuk that, give me Mary Lou Retton

This place is great inspiration for some rant-rock lyrics!

Here's 2 verses I scribbled the other day:

Satanists, christians and athesists all gathered in one room
While outside the piceters are prooclaiming imminent doom
Old hippies from the commune are high on wild 'shrooms
And the rich are buildig ever higher their fold-plated tombs

The debutante pays dearly for a quarter inch off her nose
Enough to pay a poor family for a year's food and clothes
The middle-aged divorcee just got a hydrogel injected butt
And the government representative makes sure they get their cut
Copyright 2012 Michael Birch