While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim jihadist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was an illegal Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think that I completely wasted two stamps...
Heaven forbid we have a laugh at the expense of those who cost us so much. I can picture that rescue message on the back of a “Welcome to Texas!” postcard. Hey at least it wasn’t as the result of traumatic spontaneous aeration and lead poisoning.
